Doing trial runs of cosplays is soooo important because I can’t tell if this is a “trust the process” moment or a “I fucked up” moment…

Today was a litany of mildly unfortunate agents but I am on my way to comic-con. Let’s hope my 4 day pass arrives today!

Come complain about fed ex drivers or whatever is bothering you today while I drink a dirty martini & eat whatever the hell I just spent $100 on at Whole Foods! Twitch.tv/RheaStatic

Hopping on stream at 1:30! Come guess what cosplay these boots are for, watch me get in over my head making a tulle boa & help me brainstorm ideas for what to wear to Exxxotica so I can start on those ideas right after Comic-Con ends! Twitch.tv/RheaStatic

Over the next few days I will be streaming on Twitch to work on my cosplays, do make up tests & get ready for NYCC! If you’d like to see my manic crafting journey, I will be streaming for a few hours during the day & then again after 10pm EST! 🤍✨ Twitch.com/RheaStatic

You won’t need these where you’re going.

Made a bet with a boy that I can do a sexy cosplay of plank. When I win he has to sing “Everytime We Touch” & I get to record the floor while he sings to post on social media! Last time we made a bet he had to sing Britney Spears at karaoke while wearing a pink Patriots shirt 😏

Anyone else going to NYCC? I just got ticket so my time for costumes is limited… any recommendations so I don’t default to casual Sailor Venus or Luna again? Open to suggestions but again, time is limited for making costumes!

Today’s mood ✨

Most men aren’t good at eating pussy… Source: every girl I’ve gone down on.

Green flag when strange men ask to NOT go into my house while I’m home alone to do something in the basement. Take notes on the men changing my water filter 💅🏻

Finally had time to get my nails done, always matching French sets. Kiss my ring if you’d kiss my toes 😉

This is me every time I run a session 😂

Just tried to say “thank you, take care!” But instead I just said “take you!” 🙃

I had been waiting for this custom cage bed to be finished for quite some time, I am so happy with how it turned out! Got to spend time with my girl friend chatting on the top bunk while a boy was locked in the cage (& a cock cage) underneath! What should I commission next?

Oof I really should update my socials more because my profile still says I’m 30 & I’m actually 32 😂 Anyway… I’m still active IRL!

My spirit animal is an orca going through menopause because I also enjoy trashing some guys yacht…

Streaming with my best friend at 9pm EST! Come see what shenanigans we are up to tonight 😈 Twitch.tv/rheastatic

Streaming with my best friend at 9pm EST! Come see what shenanigans we are up to tonight 😈 Twitch.tv/rheastatic

How it feels having the same best friend for 24 years 🤍✨ Come say hi! Twitch.tv/rheastatic

I only lay out to tan when the UV index is at 1… who wishes they could be my pool boy? 😏💦

Next time you get frustrated that I haven’t responded quickly just remember that this is how many unread texts I have & I have 10+ different apps/websites to respond on! I need a life outside of my phone 😘

Streaming on twitch at 11pm EST while I make a cozy cosplay then play Cult of the Lamb 🤍 come say hi! Twitch.tv/RheaStatic

Setting up to stream in the living room & realizing the entire reason I have the studio is so I don’t have to break things down & set them up…. Anyway, I’ll be streaming cult of the lamb as a test round tonight if you’d like to stop by to say hi! Twitch.tv/rheastatic

I just impulse bought 2 tickets to see Ashnikko in NYC on may 31st, if I have a girl/femme person who would want to join me— I don’t have many local friends who listen to her & would love to have company!

Today I slipped on the stairs while carrying a large box of clothes & hangers… I accidentally kicked my bottom banister out completely 🤣 I’m totally fine but my friends ran to see if I was ok & I was just laying amidst the chaos laugh-crying…… 🙃

That’s a wrap! Tethered Together was such a wonderful experience! It felt so nice to be surrounded by people who “get it.” I can’t imagine a better way to create runs in pantyhose than electro play! I still smell like latex & burnt nylon, time to go shower off the weekend! 🤍

Nothing breaks my heart more than one of my favorite bands becoming a cover band & never playing their own music…