ey, don't youse point at me .ᐟ.ᐟ [ the rhino grins, as if he likes being called a big lug . 💀 ] thank you . 😋

— sen . ♡@seraphicshot.bsky.social · last mo.

don’t let it get to your head . [ pointing at him like a scolding mom . Girl . 😭 ] y’big lug .

[ rocksteady lets out a little huff and returns the hug . 😭 ] dat's what i thought . 😤✨️

— sen . ♡@seraphicshot.bsky.social · last mo.

[ okay maybe he looks just pathetic enough . huff . half - heartedly offering a hug . ] alright , alright . no , you’re not . i’m sorry .

[ he JUST turned thirty . 😭 ] NO I AIN'T NO I AIIIIN'TTTT 🥺

— sen . ♡@seraphicshot.bsky.social · last mo.

OLD ! ! [ like she isn’t the one in her thirties . ]

i wants them all . 😋 [ 💀 . rocksteady is NOT picky when it comes to food . like, at all . 😭🙏 ... unless you try to give him veggies . yuck yuck . 🤢 ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · last mo.

Why, yes — ! ✨ Now, I baked you several treats because I was unsure which ones you would want. Fret not, I ensured no one stole any of them. They are in the kitchen.

am i ..... 😨

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · last mo.

[ Evelyn softly laughs. ] Oh dear, that is simply false. You are still quite young and have plenty of life left ahead of you.

I AIN'T OLDDDD . ☹️☹️

— sen . ♡@seraphicshot.bsky.social · last mo.

ha . old .

[ he looks at the hot dog and tears up .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ] a hot dog with one bite taken outta it .ᐣ you shouldn't haveeeeee .... 🥺

𝔹𝕖𝕓𝕠𝕡@mutantwarthog.bsky.social · last mo.

[ offering a hot dog with one bite taken out of it 😭 ]

thank youse . 😋 but now i feel old . like the boss . 😨 [ 💀🙏 . ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · last mo.

Happy birthday, Rocksteady — ! ✨

i dunno, boss . you're kinda old . ☹️

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑.@theshredder.bsky.social · last mo.

FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT OLD .

IT'S MY BORTHDAY 🤩

[ side eye 💀 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐑.@theshredder.bsky.social · 2mo ago

THEY'RE NOT BOOBS

boss why are your boobs so big

wait ── [ he sets it down, then puts and apple on top .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 😭 ] i've always liked appled bees . 👺

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Jar of Bees: NOOOO

STINKYYYUHHHHH 😨

[ he stares at the jar of bees . .... he grabs it and OPENS HIS MOUTH .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Jar of bees: free us, rocksteady. We will protect you for life

the boss evicted the bees 🥺

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓘 𝐆𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑵 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑺𝑶𝑵, 「 * 𝙅𝙊𝙉𝙀𝙎𝙔 - 𝘽𝙊𝙔 」 . 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝗢𝗞𝗔𝗬 ...

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓗𝐔𝐍. ( new 📌 )@hunontherun.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ᅠ ᅠ ... 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝙍𝙀𝙁𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙃𝙀𝙍 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝑭𝑹𝑬𝑬 .ᐟ

elysia 🩷 he and bebop probably quote beavis and butthead a LOT LMFAOOOOO

YOU CAN TAKES ME

i think the boss and krang gave bebop a bath 😨

elysia 🩷 this fuckass demonology ghost kept slamming the doors in my face as i tried to enter the rooms bro 💀

elysia 🩷 tiny ahh rhino 💀

i knows what da boss and krang are .......

elysia 🩷 what if tmnt was freaky n they were called FREAKbop and FREAKsteady

EY . i ain't skipped nothin' 🤬🤬🤬

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝘽𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐏 .ᐟ@boptillyoudrop.bsky.social · 3mo ago

rocksteady .ᐣ [ he starts laughing . 💀 ] when did you get so tiny, bro .ᐟ.ᐟ you skippin' arm AND leg day now .ᐣ

[ looking at the other bebop . he's PETRIFIED 💀 ]

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓒𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍' 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗣𝗦 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 「 * 𝙄𝘾𝙄𝙉𝙂 」 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑪𝑨𝑲𝑬 ── .ᐟ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝘽𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐏 .ᐟ@boptillyoudrop.bsky.social · 3mo ago

ᅠ ᅠ ── ˚₊ ⋆ ☠︎︎ ⋆ ₊˚

temp. pinned 📌 #tmntrp ; #mvrp .

ᅠ ᅠ 𝓘 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹𝑺 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 ...

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕻𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀 𝕶𝐇𝐀𝐍 .ᐟ@pandakhans.bsky.social · 3mo ago

ᅠ ᅠ ... 𝐓𝐎 「 * 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙔 」 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗪𝗘𝗔𝗞 .ᐟ