Ricky Bieniek
@riccaby.bsky.social
37/Him Cartoonist and pixel artist. Loves FFVII, Ace Attorney and Miriel (Fire Emblem).
it's always "not all men" until it's "well, she should have known that the Man House had men in it"
Charl Landsberg (They/Them) ⚧️@charllandsberg.bsky.social · 2d agoSo Fraternity Houses ARE dangerous and should be shut down? It's funny when the rape apologists start admitting to the rape culture they're so desperately trying to defend.
nobody asked me (and nor should they) but I do not care for "chopped" as slang for ugly. it doesn't follow. "cut," "shredded," "chiseled" and "ripped" all mean muscular. why does only this one invert the metaphor
I've seen like 25 complaints about some fanart trend (that, to be clear, I do think is a problem well worth calling out. nobody in current year should be making fan content for that franchise) and yet not one hide nor hair of said trend. who were you following? sounds like a skill issue to me tbh
on October 1st of both 2024 and 2025, I posted (almost verbatim) "oh shit, I need to start thinking about Meta & Nilla's Halloween costumes" I'm pleased to announce that this year I have already decided on their costumes
my first reaction to some internet loser saying "peasants must not bring beverages to job interviews" was, like most, "man, get bent, what are you, immortan joe?" my second reaction- and I'm not saying I'm proud of this- was "heh. heh heh. you shouldn't bring a bagel either. heh heh heh"
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
Coyote vs Acme was a lot of fun! As Wile E. was struggling to put the pin back in the grenade, some guy in my audience said out loud "That's not how that works." Which just made me bust up laughing even harder when he finally got the pin back in and it exploded anyway
not necessarily my 9 favorite games (although it's pretty close) but moreso the 9 games that most changed my life Undertale should really be on here but there wasn't anything I was willing to cut
I am a Dual Destinies defender but rereleasing it in VR while Ace Attorney fans are eating themselves waiting for a new game is definitely the “Metroid Federation Force” or “MegaMan in Street Fighter X Tekken” of the franchise. Just the worst move they could have made, worse than nothing, somehow
every time I rewatch Boss Keys, Mark constantly shitting on Skyward Sword just makes me want to replay Skyward Sword
I don't know quite what, and I definitely don't know how to elaborate on it without sounding like an insane person, but I think there's some kind of thematic importance to Zack's big forelock splitting off into more and more thinner strands with each redesign
BOLD PREDICTION: Dread brought back Kraid, Other M brought back Phantoon. Ridley... is famously in the Resurrection VIP Club eating steak and brie with Sigma, Ganon and Dracula. You know what that means: Ravenous is DRAYGON'S TIME, baby!! 2027 is the YEAR OF DRAYGON!!
blues: we are going to move right on trans issues because we have judged the votes of trans voters to be worthless some trans ppl: because our votes are worthless, we will not vote blues: what the fuck? you better provide your worthless votes or we all get screwed
jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · 4w agothis shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men."
Pokopia desperately needs items to stack to 999. That's the biggest thing keeping it in the shadow of Dragon Quest Builders 2 for me. I don't know if I see myself building at scale and in the long-term without it. Even the PC version of Builders 1 realized it needed that. No idea why they went back
I can’t believe we live in this stupid timeline where a brand-new Professor Layton game is coming out and I’m not even excited for it at all
Pokopia's DLC trailer only showed a few of the accessories, none of the new furniture and only 3 new Pokémon (although they've never not completed an evolutionary line so we can infer Dodrio, Delcatty, Fennekin and Delphox) and even STILL looked like a blowout compared to Mario Kart World's trailer
Stage Fright looks absolutely delightful. The Adventures of Cookie & Cream: Halloween Edition
I just woke up and haven’t watched the Direct yet but like. How the fuck am I seeing people saying “man it was just ports” or “regret buying a Switch 2” when they announced NEW 2D METROID and NEW 3D KIRBY. Like are you guys okay? How are you not full? Do you have an entertainment tapeworm?
right as I’m starting to brainstorm Halloween costumes for Meta & Nilla, a new indie game comes out with a chesty redhead with a cute expressive face, a light blue top that exposes her navel, green bottoms, a choker necklace and white-toed sneakers
I actually really like how Ocarina looks. Everyone was wrong about StarFox and everyone is wrong again. I definitely do hate how much they MCU'd Link's tunic with pointless details, though. It's not even so much that I think it looks bad, I just hate that impulse that "harder to draw=better design"
