Ricecooka

@ricecooka.bsky.social

My views are my own after reading someone else's views and saying "that's so true..." youtube.com/ricecooka if I ever upload stuff

Sometimes I play small town shopping roulette, where I stop at the local Dollar General instead of the grocery store hoping they have the thing I need. This time they did not.

People are ripping on Pete Davidson playing a Saudi funded comedy festival but did you consider that it's a front for him to get vengeance for his dad they killed on 9/11?

Instead of blaming moms taking Tylenol we should look at the amount of microplastics in the dad's semen that causes the lifelong obsession with Legos and/or model trains

My friend misheard Kpop Demon Hunters as Cake Pop Demon Hunters and now I'm thinking of a group of blonde Southern Baptist girls that go to Sewanee and tell everyone theyre going to hell and say theyre virgins because they only do butt stuff

I was never quite sure how Colon Blow (or Super Colon Blow) was made, but like Phil Hartman says, I'm convinced. Also funny how much you start caring about grams of fiber consumed as you age. and how you don't hear from acquaintances. But definitely how much fiber you get.

Hot take: I love my local post office and mailperson. They always drop my mail off before noon. I've never waited more than 5 minutes in line at the office, and they are excessively friendly