RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/117280384526123563 🤣🤣🤣 um ... no

Good job.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@SirMaci/117275384136301502 come on, maybe we can make your fantasy happen!

Over the sea he traveled A dolphin he became Upon the new land A god born anew Dionysus Blessed god of the ivies that could take over the land Lord of the fruits of the vines in harsh lands growing Changer of minds and warper of reality’s façade Keeper of all […] [Original post on sharkey.world]

RE: https://mastodon.world/@funhouseradio/117276989799090047 shared without comment ... for the most part 😈

RE: https://mastodon.hypnoguys.com/@Stuey/117273876888908854 I agree wholeheartedly!

RE: https://mas.to/@SmudgeTheInsultCat/117267356531477952 This works for me.

So, I was going to get #HomeAssistant Green. However, my employer was giving away laptops last week. So I snagged one. It's a Lenovo so it's not terrible, I think we used these successfully for 4 or 5 years. I don't know that I have the expertise to actually do what needs to be done, though. 🤔

-Hello sir, we're from the police and we're here to arrest you. + But I haven't done anything? -Not yet, but our prediction model has calculated that you're very likely to. It's based on the things you post online and it says you will very likely be committing crimes some time soon. + Is this […]

RE: https://mas.to/@gabrielesvelto/117270282547424238 Basically ... yes. You got it in one guess.

Gabriele Svelto@gabrielesvelto.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 5d ago

The Ponzi schemers have asked to slow down the Ponzi scheme so that... uh, the scheme can go on a little bit longer before people figure out they've been had?

RE: https://mstdn.party/@sec_yote_agenda/117269765040595778 That would be a great week!

RE: https://assortedflotsam.com/@smeg/117163593284308206 I have to admit, that is pretty funny! 😂

I try not to use this account as a forum for complaining, but between the resurgence of American football, and the election coming up in November, live television is choked with garbage like endless political advertisements and breathless coverage of matches that I don't care a bit about. I […]

RE: https://xoxo.zone/@mathowie/117260685542862080 This is gorgeous! 🤩

Matthew Haughey@mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 7d ago

This week I made a wedding gift for the first time: an end grain cutting board with walnut, cherry, and maple, and also I recessed a custom engraved medallion on the bottom.

#violence #leEtat #directAction

RE: https://mastodon.social/@GeePawHill/117244549812843305 Exactly. It's a living nightmare as I watch my own body deteriorate with no expectation of help, assistance, or care.

RE: https://thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarmless/117246981244025098 I'm definitely going to use this from now on: "I am contractually obligated not to say anything disparaging about my employer. "

RE: https://beige.party/@Devils_Rancher/117237373411664850 I really need to start replying like this!

RE: https://flipboard.com/@associatedpress/u.s.-news-lhl4uphvz/-/a-LRtGtQc6SUCoVAa8NebERA%3Aa%3A3199720-%2F0 This was exactly what the bastards intended and is the entire reason why they began interfering in the operation of the post office.

Happy 60th, folks. #StarTrek

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Whatyawannasee/117220274876895562 nnnggghhh 🤤 yes

RE: https://mastodon.social/@Sassinake/117237350614450783 I enjoy this photo every time that I see it

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@Insanitree/117237857254089747 This is terrifying, truly terrifying. 🫢

RE: https://mastodon.me.uk/@pikesley/117223361403855407 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/08/kent-police-dover-unrest-far-right-village

Gartner Unicycle@pikesley.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 2w ago

"Why weren't there enough cops around when the Fash turned up in Dover?" "Why do you never see Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus in the same place at the same time?"

RE: https://mastodon.social/@SirMaci/117234195419518262 which one should we experiment with?

RE: https://beige.party/@geekysteven/117233074050354970 🤣🤣🤣 I love it

I finally got the smoke and CO2 detectors reintegrated into the new smart home Wi-Fi network. Well, mostly reintegrated. I was avoiding this task because in order to reset the Wi-Fi settings you have to take the damn thing down off the ceiling, & pull the wiring out of the box far enough so that […]

I feel as though this is an excellent example of what is likely artificial intelligence. It is basically all hot garbage, only tangentially related to actual reality.