As someone who has been 86’d from a bar, I’m happy to testify to the court what that phrase really means.

When you lose John Randle, you lose.

Tom Homan gets to Minnesota and brags he got McDonald’s??? Dude, juicy Lucy. Read the room.

I can confirm today that I saw a guy out in Minneapolis in shorts. Sorry no photo.

So I guess now that the president dropped the eff bomb, it’s ok. Your move Mayor.

“Americans — particularly, let’s be honest, white Americans — might have thought themselves immune from ICE abuses.” By Killing Renee Good, ICE Sent a Message to Us All www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/o...

Opinion | By Killing Renee Good, ICE Sent a Message to Us All

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I use Calibri and when it’s the weekend, Arial. So there.

Prime video needs to issue a warning DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET if you tune in to #tnf. Geez Texans.

Bummer. Soberfish in Minneapolis is closed.

Rain here for Halloween. Few kids. Willing to deal sour patch candies for Reese’s or Kit Kats.

So now he’s the weirdo formerly known as Prince? www.cnn.com/2025/10/30/e...

King Charles strips his brother Andrew of ‘prince’ title and evicts him from royal mansion | CNN

Britain’s King Charles took the extraordinary step of starting the process to strip his brother Andrew of his royal titles and evict him from the royal estate in Windsor, in the most dramatic attempt ...

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Bout time @foxsports.com.web.brid.gy played Rush going to break in the World Series. What’re you? Triumph fans?

I just googled Marlins Man. I didn’t know this was a thing.

I just wanna see the Super Bowl halftime show sponsored by Tylenol.

40-40 tie? Yes it sorta does feel like kissing your sister. #packers #cowboys

Seattle just scored but what’s worse is some trainer left the cardinals jerseys in the washer wet so they got moldy. #tnf

Oof! Covid, flu, and shingles shots today! But a big fu to antivaxxers.

My Dad taught me that the first amendment and the freedom that allowed fair comment and yes satire was what divided the USA from fascist or just undemocratic states—ever since the release of the First Family album in 1962. I have never felt so discouraged in our democracy. #kimmel #colbert

It’s awfully gnatty in Minneapolis today.

Welcome to the Tundra! www.instagram.com/stories/jord...

22 years after cutting the cord to cable, I have @espn.com again. Looking forward to seeing the Pack on Mondays.

Feels like we’re being watched. #dogsofbluesky

How early is too early to mow a lawn?

Hmm this seems fishy.

After much deliberation I have made an important decision. This year I will go with #8 Josh Jacobs jersey. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #gopackgo

I can’t help it if I have the world’s cutest dog. #dogsofbluesky

So…now we need to be suspicious of all the economic numbers?

Public opinion is shifting! A recent poll found that 79% of Americans say that immigration is good for the country. At COPAL, we continue organizing, defending immigrant rights, and challenging the policies that harm our families and communities. Watch the full interview: https://loom.ly/HJSihyw

Huh. All the foreigner crackdowns are driving opinions about immigrants toward the positive. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

Poll shows how U.S. views of immigration have changed since Trump took office

Since taking office, Trump has called on U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement to do all in its power to deliver “the single largest Mass Deportation Program in History.”

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Stupid humid for Twins game tonight. And those clouds look angry.