every single fucking still from that goddamn podcast looks like a tim robinson sketch

eggs@thewetmale.bsky.social · 21h ago

We have to go deeper

In Michigan for the next two weeks babyyyyy

Call me crazy, but if a Democratic president had 350 accounts closed by their bank for money laundering it’d be more than a blip in the media

Puritan ass city

The Denver Post@denverpost.com · 2d ago

Denver will not allow nightclubs to remain open until 4 a.m. after the City Council rejected the idea during its meeting Monday.

Wait. People think Lane isn't going to win here? C'mon. He may not win a championship but he's gonna win a ton right up until he goes out for a pack of smokes

Hey Detroit peeps: I am planning to try and do the Henry ford museum and greenfield village on the same day. Is that practical? Does anyone recommend one over the other?

I’ve seen the Odyssey in 70mm IMAX. Here is my take: screen was too big.

Oh you Swedes you

jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · last wk.

The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.

Going to Traverse City for a week soon. Anyone have any recs around Northern Michigan in general? Will be planning to do some day trips.

New PTFO x TrueAnon: youtu.be/4lBW9u8XBJc?...

Calling Trump's Personal Cell, with Brace Belden and Liz Franczak | PTFO

YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT

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patchrick@patchesmel.one · last wk.

Today’s @pablo.show has something for everybody - Brace Belden - Liz Franczak - Donald Trump’s phone number - Tyrus, FKA The Funkasaurus - a guy eating a pigeon And that’s just the first half

Gotta be honest. I do not care what a classics expert thinks about a big Hollywood movie. But I guess everyone wants their 15 minutes of fame.

London Review of Books@lrb.co.uk · last wk.

‘Nolan has read at least the first line of my translation of 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘥𝘺𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘺 into iambic pentameter. In one interview, he cited my version of it: “Tell me about a complicated man.” But I would be ashamed to have written any part of this script.’ New, by Emily Wilson www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

Share this post to announce that you are free from both hell AND marriage!

No blood this time

Gizmodo@gizmodo.com · last wk.

The Prime Video series adaptation of Stephen King's 1974 novel arrives on October 7.

This is really giving BYAHHH vibes.

Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens

Friday beer, moments before it’s about to be Friday Beers.

People are making fun of AOC for having a slight southern accent while speaking in Memphis but they clearly don’t know the pain of habitually and unconsciously imitating the speaking style of the people around you

Hey anyone need 90 hdmi cables? This is a great deal if you do.

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ninety (90) HDMI cables - 3ft Amazon Basics High-Speed 4K Ultra HD HDMI 2.0 - is $28 on Woot buff.ly/pZSdiOq #ad

Fixed for how long? The saga of this thing has been great. I’m supposed to see it here next weekend. I give it 50/50 odds.

The Denver Post@denverpost.com · 2w ago

The Regal UA Colorado Center resumed selling tickets to the IMAX 70mm screenings of “The Odyssey” starting Thursday evening, according to the theater’s website and ticketing platform Fandango.

This is my new goal if I somehow got fuck you money. Hello LSU Rocky Mountain Campus.

SFGATE@sfgate.com · 2w ago

Vanderbilt University is set to open a flagship arts campus in SF next year.

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

Now I want ice cream

Mina Kimes@minakimes.bsky.social · 2w ago

In other news my toddler stole my phone and tried to order groceries

Countdown to week zero

Honestly, the meadowlands is an awful place to have this. The flyover is so ugly.

Beers o’clock

🚨 WORLD CUP SCORIGAMI 🚨 FINAL: France 🇫🇷 (4), England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (6) 6–4 has NEVER happened in men's World Cup history (1930–present).

Well that might have been the most fun I’ve ever had watching a game

This is maximum bowl game energy

Uhh what is this French goalie doing?

Well... bsky.app/profile/mich...

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