the papillae cowboy

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I’m Jaime Synesthete Wine slinger 🏊‍♂️ & 🚴‍♂️ not as snarky or handsome in person

I was about to interview someone who calls herself a ‘Vin-Fluencer’ What in the fuck But She decided that I took to long to get get back to her: in 5 days we had 2 texts and an email. She blasted me in an email, I asked her if she ever thought that maybe I got a bit busy and was waiting till Mon

If you drink bourbon, you have no palate and corn puffs are your cereal choice. If you love oak aged Tequilla , you don’t love or understand Tequilla, you like oak. If you drink big creamy ass Cali jellified cabs , you don’t like wine, you crave sugar.

Hear me out. What if instead of selling food below cost to all comers at taxpayer expense, then using more taxpayer dollars to subsidize private companies that can't compete, we had a program targeting nutritional assistance just to the people who needed it, as a sort of supplement?

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Part of petrichor, the delish earthy smell released when rain hits parched ground, is geosmin,a compound from soil bacteria-human👃s can detect it in lower concentrations than sharks can detect blood in water. Seeking out water on dry plains was essential for our ancestors. Here’s a geosmin molecule:

3d rendering of a geosmin molecule