What? Why not? I'm great at Jenga. You'd be lucky to play Jenga with me.
also, i wouldn't play jenga with you anyway. just so we're clear on that. this is all purely hypothetical anyway.
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What? Why not? I'm great at Jenga. You'd be lucky to play Jenga with me.
also, i wouldn't play jenga with you anyway. just so we're clear on that. this is all purely hypothetical anyway.
So all I have to do is get you to like me a little bit so construct Kyle likes me twice as much and helps me cheat?
no, construct kyle hates you twice as much as real kyle does. so he'd help real kyle cheat, to inconvenience you.
Do you think if I played with both of you construct Kyle would help me cheat?
unfortunately energy construct kyle is also a dirty cheater.
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Is this ramping up to a joke about you being an artist?
i'm waaaay more sensitive than you. like, at least ten times more sensitive.
You're a big boy. You don't need emotional support.
what? no way. you have to stand right here. for emotional support.
Right. I'm gonna stand like ten feet away now. Just for fun.
oh yeah, of course. surely nothing will go wrong if i hold a roman candle for you.
Right, right. Can you hold this Roman candle for me?
it's okay, jayjay. your secret is safe with me.
I'm desperate for quality firework time and was gracious enough to extend an invitation to a guy named Kyle.
aww, i didn't know you were so desperate for some quality kyle time.
I got here first. Objectively. Hence... my winning.
no you don't. you can't just SAY you win. that's not how it works. we've already established this.
I'd ask if you brought snacks, but I can see the sour grapes...
what the— oh, come ON. ugh! you suck.
I'm sitting on the pier already. Looks like you're the rotten egg...
are we doing fireworks or not.
You're afraid of my beautiful mind and all it's complexities. I contain multitudes...
okay, weirdo. just making sure you understand the terms here.
Watching cats play fight is awesome. It's like real life Digimon.
Wanna set off illegal fireworks on a pier?
copinggggg.
I’m nice and decided not to let you dwell on your devastating loss for too long.
uh huh. uh huh. woke up and immediately brought up a conversation from fourteen hours ago that i totally forgot about. get a load of this guy. . .
I went to sleep. Because I didn't gaf. So.
says the guy responding to something from fourteen hours ago. . .
You're adding too many layers onto it. Clearly you're overthinking this because you're coping. So I win.
no no, clearly YOU'RE projecting onto me by thinking i'm projecting. you WISH i was projecting so bad. another classic coper and seether move.
I think you're projecting. Because you're the one coping and seething.
that's exactly what somebody in the deepest throes of coping and seething would say.
I'm cool as a cucumber right now. I'm literally chilling.
you're coping and seething.
You're owned. You're literally owned right now.
WEML.