Tessera

Lunch is melted crunchy peanut butter and apple slices. And before you ask, I'm out of juice boxes.

I am not laughing, but that headline!!! C'mon now. Stop it. I wish him a full recovery. people.com/will-reeve-g...

Good Morning America’s Will Reeve Reveals Testicular Cancer Diagnosis: ‘I’ve Been Reminded What Means The Most To Me’

GMA’s Will Reeve, 34, reveals testicular cancer diagnosis and tells PEOPLE ‘I’m going to be fine but this was one heck of a chapter.’ Inspired by his parents, Christopher and Dana Reeve, he’s sharing ...

people.com

I can't wait for Trump's unhinged 2am posts about Jack Smith. You just say the name "Jack Smith" and the man loses his shit. He's never been more intimidated by anyone in his entire life.

This time of year: It's cold, switch the ceiling fan to winter. It's hot again, switch it back. Now it's cold, switch it back - no wait. Switch it back to summer. Me every time:

Om Nom Reaching for Shelf Toys

ALT: Om Nom Reaching for Shelf Toys

static.klipy.com

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 11h ago

Watch the president shit himself on camera and fall asleep?

Mike Johnson on what Republicans will do if they hold the House: "What we would do in the next two years is exactly what we have been doing already"

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · yesterday

This broke me. The snark was coming on so fast and furious I think I overloaded the system and just sat here and laughed.

Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · yesterday

LOL, who is downloading this app?

The Trump White House official app is fraught with trackers. The White House app covertly collects excessive user data and shares it with third-party trackers while sidestepping federal security rules. For example, the app includes scripts to monitor a user's location several times per minute.

Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 23h ago

I feel like everything Trump says anymore should come with a surejan.gif. Steel Mill! Jobs! Iran's infrastructure is going to explode! I've ended 8 wars! I'm going to build an arch with snipers!

Jan Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment

ALT: Jan Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment

static.klipy.com

If Philly loses to a backup QB they should have to walk home. Tonight. Through Gary.

Abdul El-Sayed@abdulelsayed.bsky.social · yesterday

We used to have one of these, too. Jim Oberweis. Now he's Florida's problem.

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

This makes me sick.

Post nicht verfügbar.

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · 2d ago

She can't even fucking get Kool-Aid right.

Punxsutawney Jill is sticking her head out a little early this cycle.

Ugh. I have a headache. I hardly ever get headaches unless I have a cold, so I'm sure I'm being a big baby about it, but to me it's like my head is just too heavy, and everything is too bright, and I can't focus outside of the thumping. I do not know how you migraine sufferers go on, but respect.

Cory Carson: I Don't Feel Good

ALT: Cory Carson: I Don't Feel Good

static.klipy.com

Michelle@michelleroy78.bsky.social · 4d ago

Pshh. I have a whole conversation. “Which jacket? You’re right. This one. It does look like rain. Ok, gotta go. See you later alligator! Be good!” If you DON’T talk to your pets like this what are you even doing?

I can't be the ony one that tells their pet, "I'll be back soon" when I leave the house.

Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social · 5d ago

Personally, if a genocidal maniac hated me, I’d feel like I was doing something right.

Netanyahu directly attacks Zohran Mamdani (and his wife) from the UNGA podium, calling him the "antisemitic mayor of New York City," parroting The Free Press's stories about Rama Duwaji, tying Mamdani to Hasan Piker, and claiming the mayor is "buddies" with Hamas.

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 4d ago

I think this is generational. If you interview with me and you bring snacks or drinks of any kind (I will offer you coffee/water), are not dressed professionally, are chewing gum, look like you came off a 3-day bender, and ask ZERO questions, you’re out. Don’t care if you bring pedigree, it’s no.

Is asking someone to leave the beverages at home for an interview as fussy as reminding a lady to wear pantyhose or a gentleman to ask before lighting a cigarette? We assembled a team of Post staffers across the newsroom — and commenters — to find out: https://wapo.st/4dwx0LS

ebisback.bsky.social@ebisback.bsky.social · 4d ago

Well yeah. The earlier I let them know I will not be at work that day, the better.

Yes! Because then I can go back to sleep and finally sleep good 💥

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝@sundaedivine.lol · 5d ago

I'm not "fine dining" ignorant, but what the fuck is this? I would cry if I went to a dinner hungry and this was set in front of me.

Trump’s state dinner looks like a meal you’d get as a reward in prison for not stabbing anyone all week.

Some dude wrote a little song about tackling Josh Allen. I hate that man. It has been stuck in my head for a solid week. I don't even like Josh Allen and I am singling a song about him and WHY DO I KNOW ALL THE WORDS?

Greys Anatomy Jules Millin: Please Make It Stop

ALT: Greys Anatomy Jules Millin: Please Make It Stop

static.klipy.com

M Meerkat@kackbro.bsky.social · 5d ago

I don't like Joe Walsh. That being said, I agree with him. I really don't care if DT is mentally ill, cognitively impaired, or a fucking alien in a meatsuit. He's evil. Not hyperbole evil - evil that is selfish, vindictive, cruel, and lacking a shred of empathy.

Joe Walsh Is Right......