Trump has received so much Republican ass kissing on news programs today, I’m going to invest my whole non-existent stock portfolio in Lip Balm companies. There’s going to be some serious chapping on both ends. Thanks to @atrupar.com for sharing the clips that make life worth living.

OMG! Mike Johnson is going to cry. 🙄

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social This is the most poignant use of a Jedi’s voice. Not sure if they have permission. www.facebook.com/share/p/1PmQ...?

@maddow.msnbc.com I wish I had mad artistic skills and a great computer. I would write a story similar to “the boy who cried wolf”. But I would call it “The Buffoon Who Cried Tariffs”. The ending might be kind of dark though.