ItchyOutchyZ
@rileyworkhard.bsky.social
ItchyOutchyZ on AO3 || 💀🖤 A Renaissance queer || a specific kind of nerd ||🤺ordinaire || 💛⚪🟪♣️ they/them || art that takes a loooooong time & fics that are niche AF
I need to load some 4x5 films into holders today. And for those who don't know it is done in a changing tent aka complete darkness to not expose the films. For some reason my brain keeps stressing me out bc it thinks that this is a task best done before sunset.
Why is Nicole Kidman after my fictional and historical middle-aged-woman-in-science? First Rosalind Franklin now Kay Scarpetta. If 15 yo me is having those inspirational STEM dream (non-horny just sobbing) it'd be like Being John Malkovich but instead it's just all Nicole Kidman #womeninstem
Me after s1: I can write Trinity Santos she's sad deep inside just like I'm sad deep inside. Me halfway into s2: I don't think I can write Trinity Santos anymore she's still so sad but turns out her jokes are too good. #thepitt #trinitysantos #fanficwriting
I'm so glad that the garsantos plot line in my 20s au is very subtle bc WTF #thepitt #thepittspoilers #garsantos
I've no idea who will get this but I need these two bitches to trauma bond and give me a collab in the form of a t-shirt. #cairn #legendofkorra #climbing #games
My favorite trope is doesn't-love-easily falls hard #writing
Btw the new chapter of Knight x Princess AU is here archiveofourown.org/works/644585... #warriornun #avatrice
Person commenting on new chapter: This is getting better and better each chapter - Me immediately close the window in shame: I don't even remember what happened in the first chapter
I'm the kind of person who people find my honest answer off-putting, yet I can't bring myself to lie. So it all results in me having to address the off-puttingness with jokes or sarcasm.
Forgot that some point last year I did a side eye Santos ink for my (barely started) 1920s AU #trinitySantos
And today wife gave us instead of "street sweeper", "sweet stripper". Guess I now know what's on her mind?
ItchyOutchyZ@rileyworkhard.bsky.social · 7mo agoToday I said "my bike's wife" when I wanted to say "my wife's bike"
Today I said "my bike's wife" when I wanted to say "my wife's bike"
You KNOW Santos has kissed at that scalpel scar on Garcia's foot when they playing.
Writing Mortician!Santos but can't use Morticia jokes bc it's a 20s AU devastates me.
Why are there mirrors everywhere at an Old Navy check out line. As if I don't feel bad enough shopping here.
Google needs to stop thinking I am in desperate need of crystal palace match notifications.
I should have pointed this out when I posted the F1 AU but do y'all know how F1 cars seen from above look so much like a vagina? Especially with the current side pod design.
Wife's Wicked For Good Review: "she's got hay fever."
Spent hours watching YouTube videos. Trying to figure out what the wear patterns on my shoes mean. Then I realize it just means I drive a lot.
Reported an obnoxious white yoga pants lady's "authentic Indian chai advent calendar" as inappropriate today
I have brilliant ideas. That's it. That's all I got. #writing
The scary clowns are terrified of the weather. Observes an LA local.
Writes period medical drama 100 yrs back just so fewer possibilities of being pointed out medical accuracy errors. Bc #logic
My wife will run away with Kelly Macdonald given a chance 🏴 #Dept.Q
