Animals I saw on my family vacation this weekend: •walking stick •bald eagle •lizard •roly poly •dog •big beautiful butterfly
I was reading jokes from a Culver's placemat to my five year old niece. I said "Why did the cod blush?" and she said "BECAUSE HE WANTED TO DIE"
It is the honor of my life to post the word "hello" to everyone online today
The heart and brain are "king and queen" of the body. I don't know which one is which though
I have my blu-ray license in Illinois but I'm only DVD certified in Minnesota
It has come to my attention that there is a shot in one of the Avatar movies that is framed identically to a particularly funny frame of the video for "Did It in a Minute" by Hall and Oates
A broken clock is right zero times a day. It is totally fucked. It should be smashed with a hammer
It is cruel of the Rolling Stones to keep singing "who who?" all over "Sympathy for the Devil" while I'm trying to figure out who the song is about
When checking IDs at work I must fight the temptation to point out to people when they have the same birthday as Gerald Ford. But usually I do anyway
The first electronic rainstick was released by Yamaha in 1983 and sold for $2,995. Many owners recouped their investment by renting them out to session rainstickists in LA, leading to what is now known as the "monsoon sound" that dominated airwaves in the mid 80s
We only have a finite amount of time, so let's only have a fine/aight amount of time
I should be more popular than Kurt Cobain because I am older than him
ZAPPA: wouldn't it be funny... if I did a doo-wop song.. 😏 EVERYONE: no. not really ZAPPA: 😏
The Odyssey is in 70mm? Guess I'll get out my freakin microscope then