“Beige is my favourite color. All the things I like are beige! I’m beige, kind of. garlic bread is beige, chicken is beige, fries are beige…” Yes, it’s just a list of beige foods.
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"my friends call me sally!" [ MUSE IS A HUMANIZED SATURN! ] Penned by Jan (she/her, adult mun) cw: this is my only acc that is 100% open to nsfw on the TL! (tbh i prefer doing it in dms tho) pfp credit: https://ca.pinterest.com/pin/830632725065062535/
"yay!" she eats the cookie whole, and then sits down next to the stranger. she's about ten feet tall, yet somehow weighs almost nothing. "sooooooo...what game first?"
"Playing games sounds fun." He handed a cookie to Salem.
"i'll be your friend! and we can play games together!" her tail wagging slows a bit as she says this next part. "or i can just leave you alone if you want."
"... What's in it for me?"
"DINNY'S BACK YAYYYAYYAYAYAYAYYY!!!!! DINNY!!!!!!" running in a circle, her tail wagging.
"oh, i was kind of just complaining. i didn't know anybody was here." she fidgets with the rings that float around her head. "so what's your name, new friend?" :3
❝ -? Pretty? Me? ❞ Esme is suddenly a bit bashful. He grins crookedly. ❝ Um- I-I dunno! You said pay attention! So... I did! ❞
reading a list of names. she's trying to learn how to pronounce the names of dinny's friends, in case she ever meets them. "maj...jajjy? maggy? maggie? M-A-J-J-Y...maybe it's mary? dangit, i'm never gonna figure this out..."
"...why are you smiling at me, pretty man?"
Sits with his chin in his hands. Smiling.
"is it wierd that i have dreams about being a lil puppy and dinny and termie being my owners..?
"is it wierd that i have dreams about being a lil puppy and dinny and termie being my owners..?
she WAS paying attention, but then she saw the wiggling fingers and IMMEDIATELY leaned in toward her hand so that she ended up scritching behind sally's ear. she then realizes what she just did, and backs off, red in the face from embarrasment. "...y-you were saying?"
perhaps make a very big, yolk filled statement to all the elderly. : ) but what am i to do, other than watch from my peaceful little suspension. [ wiggling fingers toward her, a simple motion doubling as a pleasant affection piece. ]
she literally has to pull out a dictionary. "obscene...malicious..." "oh! the pranksters were out buyin' eggs? for mischief? what are they gonna do with 'em?" her lil puppy tail wags excitedly. she has no idea what any of this is, she's just happy to see termie.
good morning to you as well. : ) it is. i saw the town delinquents purchasing an obscene amount of eggs with looks of malicious intent to mark the midnight hour. : ) 
"hi momm-I MEAN HI TERMIE!" "it's spooky month!" :D
the sun got life and joy and i got waves and werewolves.
"sorry!" she backs away from the window, sitting on the ground outside. as if that's somehow an improvement. it's relative. :3
Shrieks! “Do NOT sneak up on me like that!" how giant we talking?
"i just got a sudden urge to be scratched behind my left ear. i wonder why that is."
"whatcha doin'?" giant puppygirl lady peeking in through a window.
Up to various demonic antics do not interrupt.
"good morning everyone!!!! :D" since when did she have a tail? and why is it wagging?
hanging out at that fountain place, mostly because she knows if she tries to leave she'll get lost. she's currently balancing one of her rings on her finger, as if it were a basketball.
"thank you!!!!" :3 she sits down to be at eye level with the stranger.
"Oh hi! You're really pretty!"
“Why is everyone calling me hot?! I’m nowhere near the heat radius of sol!”