‎ ‎ im at texas roadhouse should i get a steak ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ KILL YOURSEEEELLLLFFF ‎ ‎

𝖏𝖔𝖏𝖎.@dystopianheretic.bsky.social · 2w ago

ㅤ ough... ㅤ

‎ ‎ are we being cruel and unusual without me ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ how many times have you pissed yourself for this to be an issue ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ bro what ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ excedrin typically solves that problem ‎ ‎

𝘽𝔸𝔹𝕌𝔹𝕀ℕ𝕊𝕂𝕀 .ᐟ ° 𖥸.ೃ࿔*･°@no-damn-juliet.bsky.social · last mo.

ㅤ ㅤI FEEL A MIGRAINE COMING ON AND I'M GOING TO MAKE IT EVERYONE'S PROBLEM!!!!!! ㅤ

‎ ‎ like the song ? ‎ ‎

꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞@stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · last mo.

ㅤ he checked out. couldn’t leave though. they got him. ㅤ

‎ ‎ AAAAHHH YOU FLINCHED 😝 ‎ ‎

𝖏𝖔𝖏𝖎.@dystopianheretic.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ AH ⠀

‎ ‎ yeah. yeah yeah yeah yeah ( pump fake ) ‎ ‎

𝖏𝖔𝖏𝖎.@dystopianheretic.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ im sorry ⠀

‎ ‎ what happened ‎ ‎

꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞@stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · last mo.

ㅤ he was a good guy. ㅤ

‎ ‎ it didn’t sound very endearing to me ‎ ‎

𝖏𝖔𝖏𝖎.@dystopianheretic.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ i didnt even say anything mean to you i called you a muppet in the endearing way ⠀

‎ ‎ WHY SHOULD I ‎ ‎

𝖏𝖔𝖏𝖎.@dystopianheretic.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ be nice to ME ⠀

‎ ‎ i’m gonna start crying. ‎ ‎

Ｕｎｔｉｌ Ｉ ｆｏｒｇｅｔ ｔｈａｔ， Ｉ．．．@livingdeadman.bsky.social · last mo.

Hey, hey, hey, I said I don't know. Not that I don't. I don't even know half the spells given to me.

‎ ‎ man SYBAU ‎ ‎

𝖏𝖔𝖏𝖎.@dystopianheretic.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ yeah yeah yeah whatever BRO ⠀

‎ ‎ what do you mean you miss him ‎ ‎

꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞@stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · last mo.

ㅤ exactly like good ol’ johnny boy. i miss him. ㅤ

‎ ‎ you better start being nice or i’m gonna give YOU chronic back pain ‎ ‎

𝖏𝖔𝖏𝖎.@dystopianheretic.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ not an actual fence you muppet i mean i'm uncertain of whether or not me stepping on your back is gonna help ⠀

‎ ‎ get off the damn fence then the fuck ‎ ‎

𝖏𝖔𝖏𝖎.@dystopianheretic.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ i don't necessarily believe it's practical either so im also a bit on the fence ⠀

‎ ‎ how do you not have a spell for chronic back pain ‎ ‎

Ｕｎｔｉｌ Ｉ ｆｏｒｇｅｔ ｔｈａｔ， Ｉ．．．@livingdeadman.bsky.social · last mo.

Oof, eh, I don't know if I have a spell for that.

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ like mr bravo ? ‎ ‎

꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞@stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · last mo.

ㅤ a little bit, do the monkey with me? ㅤ

‎ ‎ iunno i’ve never tried it i thought that was only sumn they do on tv ‎ ‎

𝖏𝖔𝖏𝖎.@dystopianheretic.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ that's rough buddy need someone to step on it? ⠀

‎ ‎ are you having generous amounts of fun and joy ‎ ‎

꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞@stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · last mo.

ㅤ i’m dancing ㅤ

‎ ‎ yeah i uh ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ i can see that ‎ ‎

꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞@stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · last mo.

ㅤ magical fingers and magical hands i’m going to start dancing ㅤ

‎ ‎ damn . this acid reflux got HANDS . ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ yeaaaaaahhh . ‎ ‎

Ｕｎｔｉｌ Ｉ ｆｏｒｇｅｔ ｔｈａｔ， Ｉ．．．@livingdeadman.bsky.social · last mo.

Chronic pain?

‎ ‎ oh i guess that works ‎ ‎

꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞@stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · last mo.

ㅤ heals it swell and nice ㅤ

‎ ‎ thanks now i have a herniated disc ‎ ‎

꒰ 𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗸𝗲 ⁞⁞⁞⁞⁞@stonedandjoyous.bsky.social · last mo.

ㅤ cracks it swell and nice ㅤ

‎ ‎ oh my fucking god my BACK ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ HELP ME ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐊 𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃— ‎ ‎

╰┈➤ 𝙍𝙄𝙊𝙏 𝙂𝙍𝙍𝙇.ᐟ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗@riotwithoutreason.bsky.social · last mo.

‎ ‎ 𝙍𝙄𝙊𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙇.ᐟ .ᐟ ‎ ‎

‎ ‎ 𝙍𝙄𝙊𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙇.ᐟ .ᐟ ‎ ‎