its time to face facts and admit that my posts have not defeated the president of the united states.
my sources were correct. The President hit a double flush while sitting on the airplane terlet and it vacuum seal sucked the guts out of him.
rip_cinema@ripcinema.bsky.social · 7mo agoomg great news everybody
If anyone has ideas on how to stop this, that would be awesome rn.
when i need to de-stress at work i like to open up my phone and check if WW3 has started
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URGENT AID REQUEST A sublet is being held for me(!) but i dont yet have funds to cover rent for it + my storage unit (still applying for jobs) if folks could help & share, it’d go a long way to keeping me housed thru winter! There is an immediate goal (by Saturday) and overall goal (before Feb)💚
Nea “Dracula” Ching@thegaychingy.bsky.social · 7mo agoHate having to share this again but i am still really struggling with finding steady work and stable housing and could really use some help right now while displaced Anything helps. ♥️ Venmø: @ ThatChingy Cashąpp: $Bamchi Paypąl: DM me
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
so was Anger Management the "The Departed" to Analyze This's "Casino"? im learning so much.
being a middle aged italian new york actor in the 80s-00s must have felt like a golden era.
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1772
was gonna make a cheeky post about DeNiro but i saw hes been supportive of his trans daughter and honestly i find it v sweet
rip_cinema@ripcinema.bsky.social · 7mo agowatching Analyze This rn. did you know The Jazz Man, William "Billy" Crystal was also an actor in movies? thats right, the host of Oscar.
watching Analyze This rn. did you know The Jazz Man, William "Billy" Crystal was also an actor in movies? thats right, the host of Oscar.
genuinely it should not be legal for streaming apps to automatically skip the credits at the end of one movie, and immediately start another movie. if the unions were still strong this wouldnt happen.
entering my mind palace until i come up with the one post that stops WW3🧘♀️
I know we're all just waiting to be obliterated because the global military superpower elected a demented pedophile twice but think before you act snooty about americans
spent so long looking at chinese / canadian tiktoks i might need to hit up beautiful chinatown for some noodles and sweets while avoiding eye contact with the falun gong
American followers, 🇨🇦 Canada 💖 love you so much, USA #1 🇺🇸 baby. we are nothing! the world is yours! we are nothing! 😁👍 . . . Ok, they're gone. President Xi, 我恳求您，请拯救我的人民脱离美国这个大撒旦的魔爪，让我们能够与您一起进入中国世纪。
did threads for each Alien movie but not Alien vs Predator. its not that interesting. i can feel it leave my mind as its playing.
that horrific feeling of looking for a podcast about a movie only to discover you yourself recorded a podcast about said movie and forgot about it. WHO CAN RELATE?
has anyone watched The Thing "prequel"? does anybody like it?
