RippleStarr

@ripplestarr.bsky.social

vice president of the fairy village at the cock-a-doodle-do-wop-do fun park. thorns are dangerous and will make you eat soup. i am a garfield aficionado.

i had a dream where i played a pokemon rom hacks with undertale spare mechanics and for some reason simisear and simipour got ultimate evolutions at the cost of the pansage line being eradicated from existence

two sketches of pokemon i saw from my dream

on the left is simichasm, a water/dark type simipour evolution with darker colors, glowing eyes, a melting dress, a black hand on it's tail and watery tendrils taking the form of it's hair. below it the text reads:
"has 0 base defense and 152 base special attack. signature move was abyssal chasm which was a water type move that had 200 BP and hit twice. evolved by having simipour hold the "extra ball" at night."

on the right is "simisage", though i prefer the name simisauna, a fire/ground evolution of simisear with faded colors, a straw hat with a red feather on top, stubble and chest hair, a bath towel and two massive fluffy tails. the text below it reads "had 0 in both attack stats. could put enemies to sleep and "pacify" them with increased priority the next turn. had a pokedex entry that read like "Simisage appears differently to those at different stages of their life. If it appears to you with two tails, it means you are satisfied with your life. If it has none... get help." it evolves by having simisear hold the StrawHat during daytime."

"cobalt" is not a word that exists outside of the context of alliteration and online video downloaders. if you come to me and call something blue "cobalt" i'm shoving you in a locker

minecraft youtubers are a funny little scene because it feels like they're an evenly split congregation of the funniest harvard level geniuses known to man and third rate frat boys who promote scams to children