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a god/semi-sentient mushroom with delusions of grandeur https://archiveofourown.org/users/XpaperplaneX
I'm going to see Ghost in the Shell tonight for its 30th anniversary. The showing doesn't even start until 9:50 pm. I may die. Don't they know that people going to a 30th anniversary event are old??
I have been condemned to handwriting. It is not going well. I've gotten my iPad up to 28% but my battery pack sucks and there's not enough sun to even get a trickle of charge going from solar. The muse is really enthusiastic about this though! Maybe I'll go home tomorrow.
Nothing makes me feel existential quite like the milky way. I can see the galaxy, but I'm in the galaxy??
If I liked marshmallows, this would be the best dying fire.
Mogget did not appreciate me decorating Magical Trevor Mk. 2 and the lack of kibble involved in the process.
Wow the new Ghost in the Shell is bad. Like, I'm genuinely angry with it for fucking up so badly, bad.
I'm back on my iron chef game and it's so homoerotic. A younger man with a longer sword planning a coup against my iron slut--sorry chef.
HAHAHAHAHA I have taken the Internet away from my so-called "smart" tv and will not be returning it. No more very important AI updates for you, glorified third monitor!!
This is such excellent cover design. I can't stop looking at it
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I feel like I should probably be judged for this, but I can't tell the difference between skunk and weed.
I love spiders. I was trying to kill a mosquito and this sassy mofo just ran out of its corner, grabbed it, and ran back quick as a flash like a shuttle runner of death.
How is it that they make waterproof, submersible, rechargeable vibes, but can't manage the same for a portable shower pump? What do you mean don't get it wet??? IT'S A SHOWER!!
Funny thing about no one out here except two strangers hired to work on one of the cabins is how it either leads to axe murdering or may we please use your nice outhouse, this one is horrific and we've got steak, potatoes, and salad for you, I'll holler when it's ready.
Teresa of the Long Silence can carry a lantern!!! 10/10 best mannequin security I've ever hired
Nothing quite like trying to pee at the rest stop while Google shrieks at you to turn left out of the parking lot. Calm your fucking tits, Google, we will survive this trial.
The things you never knew existed! Wheel chair fencing!
My gas tank is full, my alarm is paused until July 20, I have failed at grocery shopping but probably someone will feed me, I haven't packed anything but books and booze. Ready for my vacation!
I've had my car since 2008 and have always thought I need to get a seatbelt adjuster so the torso strap stops lying against my neck. Today I finally got one and in the process of installing it learned that my car has very handy built in adjusters for the height of the torso strap. WTF
I really need Viz to come out with a Dorohedoro box set. Their boxes are so good and I don't want to order two copies each of 23 volumes of manga and get an email from invoicing saying "really PP wtf did you mean to do that?"
My stupid Clow/Clowd cards thought has taken up residence in my head and I fear I might actually end up writing it down. I know nothing of trading card games or how they work though...
One of my favourite things about the 3D remake in particular is putting Cecil and Rosa together at the top of the party and Kain at the bottom and making Kain use Cry in every fight.
I love FFIV so much
It probably seems like I give new HR guy a lot of shit, perhaps unjustly, but he was tasked with processing today and good god, I refuse to believe the man has children with how bad his sticker application skills are.
Yellow rainfall warning. Watch out. Water sports isn't polo.