River

@rivers-bend.bsky.social

she/her. Fandom is my forevergirl fandom. Currently SKZ and Heated Rivalry obsessed.🏳️‍🌈🧠🌶️ 🦈🦖🐙

Thomas had one dagger toe that I’ve been trying to cut for four straight days and he is having NONE of it. He’s scratched the fuck out of both my legs, both my arms, one boob and one hand with it. LET ME CUT THAT CLAW

Listening to Truman and I think it’s tied with Doodle for the song that’s had the biggest change in ranking between first listen and now. Like, they were both 1/10, and now they’re both 8.5/10. What are your biggest change in ranking songs? #StrayKids

Wow I hated the couple checking in before me. They were clearly frequent travelers but also this was their first day on earth? When asked the make and model of their car he said, “it’s a rental”. He left his id credit card in the car because “most hotels don’t need to see them.” SIR. YOU ARE LYING

even more fun than talking mom through connecting her computer to the TV over the phone is doing it while she’s on a 20-person, all-mics-on zoom call on her laptop and refuses to mute the zoom while I explain because she doesn’t want to miss all the greetings or maybe she doesn’t know how to mute?

I hope that Chan sometimes watches the producers who have been working with singers for 30+ years falling all over themselves with admiration for how Chan works in the studio with his boys

Sometimes there are good reasons, but I see it so so often and find it so infuriating when a patient’s sons are doing NOTHING to help care for their parent, but the daughters in law are sorting everything out, driving up and down the state, taking time off work to take care of everything.

I booked the local spa hotel tomorrow night for my birthday (Wednesday) and now I’m kind of wishing I booked a night at the coast instead even though there are multiple (currently fairly controlled but that could change at any moment of course) fires between me and where I want to go.

No cheating (who is cheating at this?) post your lock screen. Mine is a cycle of pictures I took at the coast, pictures of my cat, and pictures of minsung. Currently we have the view south towards Cape Perpetua.

Black rocks, some covered in green moss, protruding into the Pacific Ocean under a blue sky.

Hate when I conflate two actors or whatever and either think a seemingly perfectly nice guy who isn’t even American is maga, or much worse, think a horrible misogynist is a perfectly nice guy, because I actually thought he was some other guy entirely. Plz be more distinctive, brunet dudes.

For a fucking miracle, when I saw that the last chapter of the fic I’m reading is 40k words, I thought, river, your eyes are on fire, it’s 11:30 and you have work tomorrow, and your battery is on 12%, AND I SHUT THE IPAD.

It’s so funny watching people hear gorillaz for the first time in 2026. like, there is NO WAY to be anything other than flummoxed. maybe it’s because I’ve only actually seen vocal teachers or music majors reacting to them so they want more order(?) than they’ll ever get

A woman showed up in this show and immediately I was like, EVIL EVIL before she said a word and I couldn’t figure out why. But the actor played the terrible woman in Pride

If you do it properly, I’m willing to buy many heated rivalry characterizations that aren’t in the show or the book, but I have never once bought that Yuna is cooking if David is also there

It only took nine business days for me to remember to go get bloods drawn before I ate breakfast, and sure I’m here in a shirt I didn’t notice had food dripped down the front from last nights dinner, but I’m here!