Sloan(e)

@rndmncntr.bsky.social

she/her | 31 y.o. | pan, poly, t4t | I like some things unfortunately, also dislike them | I am really bad at DevOps but we all need to work right? | I sometimes pretend I am a dog (bitch) | 🔞

My European mind can’t comprehend suburbia. My brain forces a reboot upon seeing satellite images of da burbs. If I see houses in a row on a street the error rate in my synapses increases.

Can't purchase anything on steam rn: "An error was encountered while processing your request:" An omen to work on my pile of shame instead of buying more games?

Yeah so I just got off the phone with your manager. Yeah, no, you’re doing great. We’re crushing you with a big rock this week, though. No, like an actual rock… I don’t know, like, granite or something? Yeah, like, car-in-a-junkyard style. I don’t understand what’s so unclear about this