First look at "Oreo Cookie Diaper Goldfish Cracker Cucco" in the upcoming Legend of Zelda movie. In theaters April 30th, 2027.
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Martin, you won't regret this. Welcome to TEAM FUTURE!
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 4mo agoMartin Scorsese is now a partner & advisor for a generative AI startup He says he's using AI during preproduction to storyboard projects “I’m interested in the intersection of technology and storytelling ... cinema is a young medium ... we have to be open to how it can evolve" (via NY Times)
I hate how obvious it is that the creators of WALL-E wanted to fuck him.
The man who murdered my family would probably only get 1 star for that in GTA, so I've decided to forgive him.
My film teatcher just assigned a 2 hour movie in black and white...
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Attention spans are so bad that it's now considered "boring" to wait in line at the DMV or spend 45 years in prison... 🤨
a woman with a shaved head is being interviewed by a reporter for the national board of review
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This is Paint's dad, logging on here to share some sad news: Last night, as my son was driving home from work, there was a deadly car accident which unfortunately didn't involve him at all. Everyone please pray for my son's early and gruesome demise! 💐
Sean "Diddy" Combs will voice Baby Yoshi and sing a song in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie. Source: Nintendo
I suspect my penny collection will be worth millions very soon.
Pop Base@popbase.tv · 11mo agoAfter 232 years, the U.S. mint has made the last Penny.
This is my first Halloween as a Catholic, so tonight I'm handing out the Body of Christ. Just gave one to a trick-or-treater and somehow he INSTANTLY knew what it was. 😂 Based kid.
NYC's mayoral election is already suppressing voters. 🙃 I kept up with every debate and poll only to find out I can't vote. All because I've never actually been to America.
Just overheard a fat guy talking about food. You can't make this stuff up. 😂
BREAKING: Donald Trump makes his first public appearance in days, cryptically instructing Americans to "hold the mayonnaise." 😨
As a Midwesterner, I never realized how weird our slang is until I moved to NYC... Whenever I bump into someone, I instinctively go "Oops!" Everyone always gets SO confused! 😂
I invented an image called "Pepe Gillis." It combines Pepe and Shane Gillis.
NEVER give money to the homeless—they'll just waste it on something cheap.
I just realized why nobody criticizes Mr. Beast: 424 million subscribers. That's a thousand shooters on every block in America. Fuck with his operation and you're chalked.
In a display of great strength and bravery, President Trump just announced he will spend all night inside a haunted castle! 🔥
My Deltarune theory is that it takes place in an Undertale universe corrupted by worse writing and overly self-indulgent humor, which often comes at the expense of immersion. 😲
I'm so sick of everyone online being afraid to criticize this guy.
Lowe's just linked up with Mr. Beast, which makes sense as he is the world's biggest tool. #RoastBeast
Arthur meme I made to cheer myself up after losing a patient.
I hope this doesn't sound mean but I kind of think everyone stupid enough to be manipulated by this video should be banished to an Antarctic research facility and experimented on for the rest of eternity.
ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · last yr.Tiny Chef announces his show has been cancelled at Nickelodeon after 2 seasons and 41 episodes.
Coworkers are mad I used the break room microwave to heat up some poop. ☹️
16 YEARS of studying and nobody will hire us... It really makes me regret all those sleepless nights I spent cramming in elementary school.
The Minions are savage barbarians and Gru was right to enslave them.