Dave Miller.
@road2vegas.bsky.social
Why, hello there, old sport! 【 Penned by Omen 】 【 I: https://irradiatedsnakes 】 ᅠ
Getting all up in a dress to surprise Old Sport when he gets home on his bed (i stole the dress) (i broke in)
The gears tear into my flesh when they want me to say "suck my cock ernie keebler"
... that's rough, buddy.
For a week it’d be kinda fun. You wanna be sexed up abusive lesbians?
Me n' Old Sport are sexed up and abusive and honestly lesbians are on the table
Can't talk about hookers in the restaurant because Matt tries to get involved. I fuckin' hate Matt.
Thank you for the reposts sportsy I'll be whispering in your ear through the ventilation all night
Alright, well, you know my nose don't work. I told you that last night in bed.
BONNIE'S COLOGNE SMELLS LIKE PISS, DAVE.
I gave him .43 cents and a blowjob in the break room why won't he answer my calls anymore
It's like "memorials" or whatever. That's why the company's named Fazbender. Cuz' Freddy went on the craziest fuckin' Bender and fought the shadow man to seal away Godred.
𝗠𝗬 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥?
He's so beautiful, Old Sport. He needs his father to pay his mother so mommy can buy slo So mommy can buy food and whatever the hell a baby needs
I'm not paying your fucking child support Dave I KNOW you're just gonna spend it on some bullshit.