Be cool if image gallery sites let you sort by ascending boob size as well as the normal stuff like artist or post date. The difference between "you can't see her bellybutton" and "hot single is your area" is nothing as far as e621 is concerned

@roannethewolf.bsky.social get boobed, nerd (ur website rocks!!!)

The #tittyscaling site has been updated with mobile compatability, and hopefully I've nailed down the whole "Other people do not have the exact same size screen as me" issue. roannethewolf.github.io/TittyScaling/ Please do not change the aspect ratio in the middle of measurements. I am not god (sad)

If you wanna share the size of your own OCs' boobs I'm laying righteous claim over #tittyscaling. So do that. Spread the big breasts far and wide. roannethewolf.github.io/TittyScaling/

PSA: The measurements are for one boob at a time! Both the lengths you're measuring and the weight/volume outputs describe EACH BOOB (per titty), so that's what you should be measuring. To demonstrate my point I have drawn on these foxes with sharpies. Titty Fraudd is not a joke!

What they don't tell you about a career in math is how easy it is to get people to show you boobs. Suspiciously so. I'm sure this is true of all mathematicians.

So you know how I did that whole 'show me your OCs with big boobs so I can measure them!' thing and then did 6/19 of the submissions I got? That's because I was turning it into a website where you can do it yourself. It took longer than expect. roannethewolf.github.io/TittyScaling/ Show me the booba

RoanneTheWolf@roannethewolf.bsky.social · 3w ago

So @magicalpangolin.bsky.social, @clovie5.bsky.social, @hellisreal.bsky.social, and @badluck15.bsky.social are in possession of OCs with big titties, which grants them the highest honor of all: Having their OCs' titties measured. This has all been a scheme to look at boobs, of course. Getting big.

apparently its boob day??? i had no idea but heres a tit alt of the previous zoroark shenanigans

Happy Big Boobs Day to those who celebrate. I celebrated by writing about a gigatitty fox in a drinking competition as the one providing all the milk. www.furaffinity.net/view/66186227/ Read the description on FA, I cooked on it frfr. Big thanks to @growvix.bsky.social for letting me use their fox!

@animetdconnoisseur.bsky.social has risen to the challenge and produced a documentary on the effects of squishing on a fops. For this reason, squishing is considered 'somewhat inadvisable'. (Sound on)

Also it occurs to me that I'm not a cinematographer, and bsky recently raised the video upload limit to TEN WHOLE MINUTES! So if you think you can make a better video than just letting the program run by itself... please do. And show me. I wanna see.

Foxes should be kept supervised at all times. Failure to do so may result in an increase in fox. SoftBody SandFox is now mobile compatable! And also the boobs surge larger every few seconds. It's a lil hypnotic. roannethewolf.github.io/softBodySand...

Did you know? Foxes are actually sthenovertebrates, which is both caused by and allows for big milky boobs. I am a scientist. I can be trusted.

If a fox wore pants, would she wear them like this (over her ears and flipped down her back) or like this (enveloping her boobs everywhere but the nipples)

It's fairly short as far as my stories go, but I wrote about a tailor being recruited to craft a dress for a goddess. docs.google.com/document/d/1... Only 2 and a half pages long, and typed mostly on mobile.

Dress of Death

The emperor declared a banquet, with everyone invited. A poor mistake, as it turned out, because the gods saw fit to attend. Most were sensible, ordering their clothes ahead of time, but Death waited ...

docs.google.com

While I don't have the latter kink, I'm forced to admit that a hyper boobs world and a hyper fat world slot together *splendidly* well. The planet-sized boobs have produced a planet-sized amount of milk. What's to be done with it? Eh, just feed it to that other planet over there. No problems.

I need a fox. For a story, that is. An OC of some variety that will start with moderate-sized boobs (for a fox), as well as a taste for milk. The boobs will get bigger. I know I have quite a few of my own, but they already have big breasts. Also I still want to look at boobs. Show me 'em.

Screaming out a war cry while swinging my tape measure around like the mounted bokoblins with spears in breath of the wild, riding towards a massive fox titty on the horizon. This is the level of dedication that a titty engineer requires in order to hone their craft.

So @magicalpangolin.bsky.social, @clovie5.bsky.social, @hellisreal.bsky.social, and @badluck15.bsky.social are in possession of OCs with big titties, which grants them the highest honor of all: Having their OCs' titties measured. This has all been a scheme to look at boobs, of course. Getting big.

@caberea.bsky.social and @lunasoleii.bsky.social have provided me goobers with which to scribble onto. What's that? My measurement scheme is unscientific at best? Psh. Psh. Doors are a scam by Big Small to keep critters with building-sized titties from fitting into buildings they technically could.

@pluhsoupps.bsky.social's goober is on the light end of critters I've seen, but this is an old pic. The weight calculation assumes that the boobs are filled with milk. Who knows what's really in there? Water? Coolant? Data centers? Another, smaller protogen in a cockpit? We may never know.

Boobs are pretty heavy. @dawnshieldwolf.bsky.social's Christine already knows this, but it doesn't hurt to know quite how heavy they are. I am foaming at the mouth with a protractor and sharpie. Send me your big titty OCs so I can scribble measurements onto them. Art by @badgerben.bsky.social.

Wrote a story as a trade with Macroseele/Fragersoft of their dragon and kitsune, Azrak and Akko, going on a quiet date as a couple. At least, the date started out quiet. www.furaffinity.net/view/66013227/ Yes the fox boobs get bigger who the hell do you think I am

I never should've gotten that degree in vulpine fashion. Someone called in a minute ago and asked if we had any bras in "extra-medium". I looked it up and that's the basically size of the entire store.

It is inadvisable for a fox to wish for normal-sized boobs, because instead of making their boobs smaller (fundamentally impossible) the path of least resistance ends up making everyone else's boobs bigger to match. Letting foxes near genies is a bad idea in general. Through no fault of their own.

alas....im not immune to propaganda....

RoanneTheWolf@roannethewolf.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Boobs. Big ones. Fox boobs. Foxes squished against buildings. Foxes offering a low-price tumble-dry car wash service. Bikini-clad foxes trying to fit (badly) into a swimming pool. I'm normal. Stop looking at me like that.

Hevy

RoanneTheWolf@roannethewolf.bsky.social · last mo.

Gonna totally prank! my big titty fox girlfriend by hiding her XXXXXXL milking cup attachments, I'll send y'all her reaction later

Gonna totally prank! my big titty fox girlfriend by hiding her XXXXXXL milking cup attachments, I'll send y'all her reaction later

For some reason, The White Fox always needed to verify that she was the size she said she was when she ordered bras online. It's difficult to fit all of her in frame, to say nothing of having to rush into position after setting the three-second timer. She gets her measurements done in person now.

Wombo Combo but pronounced like you're a pregnancy fetishist