Jean Smartass
@roazul.bsky.social
Wanderluster. Buysexual. I celebrate individuality & self expression. Be you. Don’t be a sheep. Sometimes risqué. I’m not ignorant or apathetic, I just don’t know and don’t care.
Damn it. I pulled my left hamstring very badly yesterday, I can barely walk today. Lots of pain. Hoping it heals by the time I leave for Europe in 12 days. I need to be able to climb stairs, lots of them! Fuckity fuck.
Glee Brittany Pierce: Misogynist Doctor Quote
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No cheating post your lock screen. (Antarctica)
GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake.bsky.social · 2d agoNo cheating post your lock screen
Fucking robots are taking over, cybernet will soon be in charge.
I know some mini gays who would fit right in this little town.
I played pickleball for almost four hours yesterday with a whole bunch of muscled bros. I got home exhausted, but I had to furiously masturbate. I mean, the testosterone was so thick in the air, it stuck to my skin. Lots of shirtless, sweaty men all over the place. A sausage fest, if you will.
So much 🐓 on my TL and me without a stitch of make up on…
Denise Richards as Becky: Lights, Camera, No Makeup
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My Lavender Blueberry Cruffin is prettier and tastier than yours. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Went to the Colorado Railroad Museum to see an exhibit about traqueros and braceros. My father was a bracero when he was a young man, so I learned a lot about what that life was like. It was brutal.
Anyway, I went outside and touched grass. It slapped me and accused me of sexual harassment. Now I have to stay at least 100 yds away from it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ FML.
You look skinny here, oh maybe it’s just your legs.
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Gonna shower to be ready to watch La Casa De Dragones. I’m not used to it coming on at 7 pm here.
