Rob Ballou

@robballou.com

Finn the cattle dog's human, mountain biker, backpacker, and software engineer.

Just as a reminder: when you drop into someone’s replies, you don’t have to be an ass. And you will just get blocked for it. Anyway, good morning everyone.

Im watching the TdF femmes which means watching on Peacock (watched the men’s race on YouTube TV) and I just find it disgusting that not only does Lance have a show for the men’s but they also have him doing his show for the women’s? Just ridiculous ego

I’ve been struggling with reading, despite ample time when I was unemployed and now even when things are more settled. I have been crawling through Leviathan Falls but think I finally hit what the authors are so good at: the sudden cliff where you just start rolling.

Every dog video that mentions PB: it may have xylitol! Dog owner with senior dog who has been eating PB for years: we know, the PB is safe Major brands: yeah, we don’t use it (Always check, but like, people and brands know this)

Im not even sure I ever made a donation to a certain organization with my full first name (which I don’t go by) and now they’re texting me using the hypocoristic version of that name???

Internet provider: you keep using more than your data usage allows. Also, internet provider: oh, we removed your plan that has data caps and have replaced with a slightly cheaper plan that has unlimited data. But we didn't tell you about it.

Outlook is so weird: today it was showing me inbox and calendar, but had a dialog that I needed to sign in... but was still showing an interactive screen that didn't actually work.

NEW: Aurora Police say an ICE detention center employee shot a protester last night. She is expected to survive. 42-year-old Brandon Booth, who works for the ICE contractor GEO Group, is being held on suspicion of attempted second degree murder and other charges.

I feel like Argentina is playing in the way that Portugal tends to play: must feed ball to star and hope he scores. Or maybe, try something too clever

Takes a special kind of person to seal a shallow pool of partially treated, still water, which causes an algae bloom because... y know, water + summer + no where to go. Then blame people for doing something no human would be able to do, then go back to "repair it"

As someone who hit by a (slowly moving) car and dodged another who drove onto the sidewalk where I was walking my dog, I sincerely doubt the “I’m scared of driver hitting me so I shot them”

Thousands of Americans are getting sick from a foodborne parasite, and federal regulators have still not publicly identified the source. So what's been happening in the federal government over the past year that might be a factor in this outbreak? 🧵⬇️

Fwiw I believe McConnell is alive. The real issue is, and has been, that Senators don’t retire and not a single aging Republican or Democratic Senator seems to give a shit. McConnell wasn’t running for reelection but he’s been out of it for years. Grassley is set to run in 2028. Sanders in 2030.

Just watched Hail Mary, and while I really enjoyed it, I think (without having read this book or Artemis) the one tell for his work is: everyone is funny/clever. To the point of not being realistic. I believe the Martian balanced it better by having a purpose most of the time