Robbert

@robbert.dk

Fullstack developer | Denmark | LEGO | Board games | Gaming

My #sourdough starter: you fed me 0.01gr too much flour, I’m gonna die now. Also my sourdough starter: Ah, you threw 90% of me in the trash? I’ll just thrive like never before there.

We have wasps in the attic that were entering our living room somewhere. Finally found it and put some tape on it. A few days later, we heard scratching from the ceiling and found out, the wasps were trying to eat their way through the tape 😱 #insects #wasps

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.