I know explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting and dying from measles and all is great but l liked it better when we had someone in charge of public health who wasn't actively trying to kill us.

Anyone know where I can get a venti iced “Tax the Rich” latte with oat milk, two pumps of corporate accountability, light thoughts and prayers, and no political donations to people trying to take away my rights? ☕️

We are a country being divided on purpose by Oligarchs who are never satisfied with the most. They've stolen our government, denied our rights to healthcare and busted unions while saddling us with crippling debt. They are the real enemies of our republic.

BREAKING: A reporter asked Mike Johnson at a press conference today, “Should we bother asking you any questions about Max Miller, Trump’s latest Iran deal, or his Capital One scandal, or have you not heard about any of them yet?"

I think the hardest part of the current political climate is realizing how many people are actually just evil. Not misinformed or uneducated... just openly and happily enjoying other people's suffering.

Mike Johnson looks like Ned Flanders fucked a haunted ventriloquist dummy inside a Hobby Lobby bathroom.

The only reason maga doesn’t claim diarrhea lettuce is a liberal hoax is they don’t eat salad. If it was diarrhea BarBQ they would be shitting buckets.

This world isn't collapsing because humanity became too compassionate, too equal or too free. It is collapsing because greedy fucking sociopaths converted governments into protection rackets for oligarchs and crooks like Trump!!!

I think my favorite Bible verse is the one where the disciples praise Jesus for not taking a salary, but then Jesus increases his net worth by $2 billion during his term as savior.

Despite Trump's witty renaming of Democrats to Dumocrats, he is less than pleased with the cyclosporiasis epidemic being called 'Trumparrhea' If you can't take it, don't dish it out

To MAGA and to ICE, “illegal alien” just means Latino. It’s why they keep insisting Joan Sebastian Guerrero was “illegal” despite being here legally on a work visa.

Every day this raving fucking lunatic reminds the world that the most dangerous weapon in America isn't a missile - it's his fucking mouth attached to a feral toddler's brain with no adult supervision.

IF YOU CAN BE FOOLED BY SOMEONE THAT'S THIS DUMB, AND THIS BAD OF A LIAR, YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO VOTE, DRIVE, OR OWN A GUN.

A man doesn’t rack up 26 separate accusers by accident. He doesn’t fly on a pedophile’s jet 8 times because he got confused or didn’t know. He doesn’t take the 5th 440 times because he’s innocent. He is a criminal and a monster. #fdt

"Communism was the enemy of July 4th 1776... Communism never worked, thousands of years if you looked at it." - Dum Donald Trump (Marx was born in 1818. He didn't write the Communist Manifesto until 1848)

How about you stop worrying about putting Christ in schools and worry about actually putting Christ in Christians for once?

So people are being arrested for taking some paint chips from the reflecting pool but the man that took the life of Renée Good is still happily collecting government paychecks. That's how it's going just in-case anyone was interested in hearing.

88 of America's biggest corporations paid NO federal income tax last year. Those same companies spent $852 MILLION on campaigns and lobbying. They've laid off 21k workers this year. We gave them a $26.7 BILLION tax break to warp elections and fire people.

Trump is paying $765 million of taxpayer dollars to kill four more offshore wind leases. Trump has now paid energy companies $2.5 billion of your money to stop clean energy projects that would lower your energy costs.

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The fact that people say "Yeah we should cut the post office and social security" instead of taxing the 40 dudes who are together worth $3 trillion is actual insanity.