Rob

@robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social

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It’s insane that this game is real because it was a pipe dream that seemed highly unlikely for a decade and a half, and honestly I hope the FF7 team builds FF17 next because they have good gameplay mechanics on lockdown

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I’m permabanned from Reddit, but when I was 19 I had a doctors appointment and my doctor asked if I was sexually active, and I said yes, and he said in what ways, and I said just oral, and he said with men or women, and I said men, and he said point blank that that needs to stop

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You have to remember this about magic mushrooms, magic mushrooms are not a drug, and they are not a tool to force a hallucination, they are an entity we choose to interact with, and they demand a lot of respect, they’re amazing when consumed thoughtfully with good intentions in a space you feel safe

Remember when if you told people that you met somebody online that they’d be like concerned and sort of embarrassed that that’s what you resorted to for romance? It’s such a different world compared to like 15-20 years ago.

I started eating magic mushrooms for “scientific purposes” a long ass time ago because when you ban something, all it is going to do is make me be more inquisitive as to what that thing is, especially when it’s just a mushroom

It’s funny because I was an essential worker during the pandemic and people talked to me like I was a king during it, and now it’s not the pandemic anymore and people are like get fucked you go life scum we’re not leaving tips anymore lol

I’m back with some mushroom thoughts, what our culture gets wrong is that they always see magic mushrooms as hallucinogens, but they’re way, way more akin to amplifiers, whatever you are feeling or doing will be elevated and amplified IMO

What’s interesting about 2026 is that people will message you and be like omg I love your cock we have to talk more, so then you do, and one day they’re like I wanna ride your cock so bad we have to fuck, and then they just stopped talking and disappear and never return lol

The nice thing about living in a place that is sorta falling apart is that idgaf if shoes are worn inside as long as they’re not fresh out of the rain or dirt or something, I always see homes that look like the sanitizing chambers in Resident Evil and I’m like no thanks I’m lowkey dusty lol

The daily draw is a little basic today. No heavy hitter major arcana card, the vibe is coming in anything under 6th place in Mario Kart 8, getting tasks completed so you have a sense of achievement, and getting done what needs to get done

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Another day being rag dolled by life, but I’m making it! I have so much shit to do today. Honestly, I can’t wait to get back in the gym. Wishing you all a nice day wherever you may be ⛅️

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I always jokingly say I want to “accidentally” leave this in a church bathroom to fuck somebody up, but I am not going to go there! Anytime the Devil comes up all I see is incredible and misunderstood. People who don’t understand bondage don’t get it. It’s also giving an album by Slayer, a favorite!