Popped in. VERY disappointed.

Pick up new house keys Friday. Or I would have done, if I wasn't on the smash with my sister in Amsterdam. So back Saturday, sprint to estate agent for the keys before they close, then work out how I'm going to move stuff in a 2 seater sports car. The joys.

Franco Baresi. What a player. That is all.

Yesterday, had never ventured so far from home. Bit too windy once in open waters though, so came back.

Anybody know of a "wo/man with a van" type business in #Gosport #Fareham #Southampton? All ads I see online seem to be companies, I'm trying to find a 1 person band to give a bit of work to.

Enhorabuena a los Españoles, todos. Sin duda, el mejor equipo de esta torneo, más que merecido. Felicidades, con solo 1 gol contra, impresionante. #mundiales #worldcup

Tell me now that #Messi isn't capable of dragging a team through a tournament. The greatest to have ever laced up a pair of boots. 2-0 down with 9 minutes to go, and that little fucking genius dragged his team mates to victory.

Football (Played with feet) Is not a gentle watch It does not lead you #tenderly On a path to victory It grabs you It squeezes your heart Hurts your emotions Makes you cry But this morning In the café Watching the match again The tears coming down my face are joyful expressions of pride. #vss365

A couple of hours sleep Saw my grandson leave for double history after we'd celebrated about 3 hours earlier. On reflection, I think that may be the best England performance I've seen in my lifetime. To a man, they were incredible. All of them, everything on the line. They won, IN THE AZTECA. #Tears

Cabo Verdi go home with their heads held high. In matches played over 90 minutes, after playing 3 (three) former World Cup winners, they haven't been beaten. Man, what a game

CAPE VERDE???? ARE YOU SHITTING ME????? UN BE LIEVE A BLE What am I watching?

Argentina World champions Have Messi V Cape Verde Smallest nation to qualify Have a 40 year old keeper After 90 minutes 1-1 #stunning result. #vss365

#CapeVerde I love you That is all.

Worse places to spend a night

Sat on my #boat last night, I watched a video about #sailing Yet it wasn't just sailing. It was leadership, teamwork, management, the underdog and a huge "fuck you," to The Establishment. Not seen a better documentary in years. I'd really recommend: "The Weekend Sailor," about 75 minutes. #DonCarlin

Siiiiii @Ecuador. Que guay Que puto guay Tan fuerte Tan sólido Tan unido Bonito a ver. Felicidades

Cabo Verde I love you That is all.

#Caboverde I can't believe what I've just seen. With my own eyes. Unlikely they'll hold on, but man I'd love it, love it if they did.

I'm writing this now, only now, at 2300hrs, because it's only now I've finally regained use of my faculties, having been stunned earlier today, when both my kids wished me a happy Father's Day before 1000hrs. Absolutely remarkable.

I'd love to stick his #putter Where the sun don't shine Sideways Just to see if it would make his verbal diarrhoea easier to evacuate. #vss365

Well, this utter DIY klutz has a success to report. Yacht window removed, cleaned, frame cleaned, new butyl rubber seal attached, screwed back in, hosepipe test done, no leaks!! Huzzah. Will do the other one in the next few days. Well chuffed.

As an Englishman, I NEVER thought I could EVER support an Australian team in anything. But The Orange Sexpest. So, Come on you Socceroos.

YYEEEEESSSSSSSS #CaboVerde Greatest day in their footballing history. What a day for them. Their keeper too. Over 40 and outstanding. Irish born centre half, led his defence brilliantly. Man, I love sport.

Football is a game of 2 halves Not 4 fucking quarters Utter disgrace Don't give me "heat, water breaks." It's simply more adverts To pay more people That someone is getting a bung from Yet another reason the World Cup shouldn't have gone there whilst that shyster is involved.

#Curaçao you absolute stars. Get in.

Beers in the South Bank food market in the sun with the granddaughter. Whats not to love?

Finally. Arise Sir Kev! An incredible human being. #SirKev

A trip down memory lane yesterday. I went to this skool when I was maybe 6 or 7 years old. I'm now north of 60 and it's the 1st time I've been back. Also saw the house I used to live in. Terrible times, to be honest, with a psychopath for a mother, but nice to see the area again, changed a lot mind

The country's gone. As a squaddie in Aldershot, Friday afternoon I'd take my washing into The Posh Wash, go to The George, GT, the Ratpit or the Peggy, have a few beers, wander back, collect clean, dry, folded washing and pay a fiver, tops. Dropped it today, not ready till Monday AND £19 to boot.

Gets me Every single time I simply can't imagine how mind blowingly incredible it would be to play for my country at a home World Cup and hear my national anthem played at the first match of the tournament. I'd be wailing like a small child. #vivaMexico