This is not just comedy—this is Rob Gotobed comedy! You provide the sand, the sea and the sun — Rob will provide the summer fun & laughter! IMDb: bit.ly/4eE9yxz Books: bit.ly/4hA0B7W

Just been to Harry Potter World based on the new book.

I finished The Canyons Of Rob Gotobed's Overactive Mind. I smiled, I laughed louder than I probably should have (startled the cat), I nodded, I think I snorted a few times.

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Probably the funniest comedian you’ve never even heard of! But the chances are that you’ve already laughed at one of his jokes, as he has written for many of the top comedy shows in Britain and the USA. IMDb: bit.ly/4eE9yxz Amazon: bit.ly/4hA0B7W

Just been to Harry Potter World based on the new book.

This new series of The Muppet Show is certainly more satirical.

This new series of The Muppet Show is certainly more satirical.

Today reminds me of the day I went on a safari. Somebody forgot the corkscrew, and for several days we had nothing to survive on but just food and water.

Today reminds me of the day I went on a safari. Somebody forgot the corkscrew, and for several days we had nothing to survive on but just food and water.

To me, beds are just envelopes that mail you to your dreams.

So far this year I've read 3 extremely funny & uplifting books. All About Me! by Mel Brooks and the Life & Mind of Andy Kaufman. And one by the British comedian Rob Gotobed, whose humour I only discovered thanks to my dentist introducing me to his work. Best trip to the dentist ever! Thanks Stephen

It's never illogical Captain to look absolutely fabulous!!

My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.

The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, “The Seventh Muppet” has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.

I saw a Trump version of the Zoltar fortune-telling machine on Paignton Pier. I asked it for some motivation, hope, and what the future holds for mankind over the next 2 ½ years. — It shut itself off!

I saw a Trump version of the Zoltar fortune-telling machine on Paignton Pier. I asked it for some motivation, hope, and what the future holds for mankind over the next 2 ½ years. — It shut itself off!

To me, beds are just envelopes that mail you to your dreams.

The worst place to be stung by bees is at a nightclub because it just looks like you're doing some very cool dance moves. Oh sure, you win the dance competition, but at what cost!

If you’re looking for books that play with your perception of reality while leaving you in stitches, then these two books by Rob Gotobed are an absolute must-read. The collections of short stories are as funny as they are intellectually engaging, with humour that’s both surreal and cerebral.

Just been reliably informed that my copy of The Beatles Abbey Road album is a fake. Can’t believe I never noticed the mistake before.

WAITER: Sir, do you have any allergies we should know about? ROB: Yes, I have an allergy to peanuts. CHARLIE BROWN: Let's go, Snoopy. It’s obvious we’re not welcome here.

Remember when Queen performed 'Muppets Of The Universe', 'We Are The Muppets' and 'Tie Your Muppet Down' live on the Muppet Christmas Show? Or is that just another one of my weird dreams?

My head is buried in a new book by fellow BlueSky user @robgotobed.bsky.social! I just received my new book and I’m excited to laugh out loud. #booksky 💙📚

The worst place to be stung by bees is at a nightclub because it just looks like you're doing some very cool dance moves. Oh sure, you win the dance competition, but at what cost!

They say that pregnant women emit a radiant "glow", which is why they make terrible snipers.

They say that pregnant women emit a radiant "glow", which is why they make terrible snipers.

Just been reliably informed that my copy of The Beatles Abbey Road album is a fake. Can’t believe I never noticed the mistake before.

Just received the weirdest message on my computer!

Just received the weirdest message on my computer!

Every Christmas, when I see Santa Claus for the first time, I always say, "Hi Santa, how long has it been?" And he always replies, “A year!

Every Christmas, when I see Santa Claus for the first time, I always say, "Hi Santa, how long has it been?" And he always replies, “A year!