// ough i scared myself shitless with the movies and now i'm sleepy but i want to write two of my muses doing mindless fluff
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@robinwashere.bsky.social
๐๐ท๐ด ๐๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐ ๐พ๐. ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค ๐ฌ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ค๐ซ๐ฅ. ๐จ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ธ ๐ฎ๐ถ๐ญ ๐ง๐ค๐ฑ๐ฎ. ๐จ ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ง๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐ข๐ข๐. [ #DCRP, independent portrayal, 20+, penned and loved by ๐ณ๐๐! occasionally hijacked by Leo. ]
What they don't know won't kill them.
You know shit is serious when you're arguing with your brother and you don't hear him doing cartwheels or whatever the fuck on the other end.
God, I need him to shut the fuck up.
You serious? I'm not getting this for free, man. I have the money.
Specially signed for my most loyal reader!! Free of charge!
Not what I'm called, Adrian from Project Hail Mary.
Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne !
How many books is this man releasing. I'm getting concerned.
Your mom would probably scold us both if I let you anyway. Good. I'll have ... Someone drop it off.
Thereโs no way to get you to say yes to this is thereโโฆ? Fiiiiiineโโฆ Deal.
I will, but no guarantees. You've ignored your dad's calls too. Bet you still do sometimes. You should understand.
Can you tell her to call me back at least.
Man, you gotta message her to see if it's cool to call first. Keep up with the times.
Lian's not picking up my calls . . . Kids these days.
For me? Ah, you shouldn't have ... Is it signed.
I gotta special first edition for ya.
"Are you? Robinson Parks? I was just at S.T.A.R Labs." First thing he did after waking up and having his breakfast three hours ago. His bedtime was extraordinary. "How long have you been there."
โIโm more northern Gotham. Why?โ He hid another yawn, making it stay in his mouth rather than releasing it openly. He didnโt want to be made fun of again.
// my muse is at an all time high, what is this
Sounds like you need to sharpen your teeth too.
Did you know on average, a great white shark has at least 10 teeth. And they're sharp as a motherfucker! They can probably bite the baguettes at Panera and not have their jaw hurt for 3 hours. ...they're really tough.
No helmet. No bike. I'll give you a copy of the pictures.
{ cue the puppy eyes โ } So does this meaaaanโ
I'll give that a B+ and you'll learn how to manipulate better along the way. Forgiven.
I am terribly sorry for attempting to prank you by messing with your helmet โฆ. If you could find it in your heart to forgive meโฆ.
You're too short for that. Denied. I don't hear an apology either.
. . . . . WHY IS THAT SUCH A SHOCKER โ?! โฆ what about the motorcycleโ?
You're so dramatic for a 10 year old. One sincere apology and I'll let it go.
โฆ.. Iโm scared to guess โฆ. I donโt know if youโll try to BLOW ME UP AGAINโ
Thieves are exactly why I put it in my helmet. And for emergency reasons. You just admitted to doing it.
I wonder who did thatโ Seriously โฆ WHO PUTS A BOMB IN THEIR HELMET -?! { points accusingly } IT RUINED MY FAVORITE HOODIE -!
This is actually what it looks like when you drive to Bristol at 2 AM btw.
...and shady ass Gotham.
I don't want your ice cream. Denied. I only have one because someone exploded my other helmet.
โฆโฆ. Can I wear it one time โ? Pleeeaaaase โ? Iโll even give you my ice cream .