College Gameday starts out with country music and a flyover. Just put on the fucking red hat, man.
What a wonderful night for Mensah and Toney, now just put them on the plane back to Miami.
Shot play out of your own end zone. This is why we love this time of year.
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We were incredibly blessed with that offensive line last year. Already some shaky moments with this new group.
No disrespect at all to Carson Beck but that first throw from Mensah had more gas on it than anything I saw last year.
College football schedule makers starting out with a 9 PM Miami game. Just call me washed and leave me alone, man.
Okay but did he stop to think if we’ve grown tired of seeing his nipples?
Ben Rothenberg@benrothenberg.bsky.social · yesterdayCarlos Alcaraz said he added a second shirt today because he’d grown tired of seeing his own nipples.
Truly honored to once again watch Mark Fletcher run the rock on my television.
Cannot explain the stupidity of the start of the NFL season. My god.
Another fucking Mendoza on my screen
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The second part of this story is going to be so, so good.
Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social · 3d agoGuys, Maria Bariromo has fallen! I repeat, Maria Bariromo has fallen. Fox News announces that she is out, effective immediately. “We thank Maria for her work over the last 12 ½ years and wish her all the best on her next chapter.” No other explanation given.
I can understand how the NBA thought this would never see the light of day, given that sports media is just a bunch of washed up old players yelling about LeBron being top ten all time. Thankfully Pablo did some real work and the league had to address a truly egregious cheating scandal.
So we know what the Kushner meeting was about lol
Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · 5d agoWhat @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social told me the House agenda will be next year if Democrats win —Reverse Trump’s Medicaid cuts —Extend expired ACA tax credits —Restore Congress’s authority on tariffs —“Decisively” end the Iran war Beyond that: “We’ve established five working groups on affordability”
Jesus fuck
Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · 5d agoWhat @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social told me the House agenda will be next year if Democrats win —Reverse Trump’s Medicaid cuts —Extend expired ACA tax credits —Restore Congress’s authority on tariffs —“Decisively” end the Iran war Beyond that: “We’ve established five working groups on affordability”
Sometimes it’s just gotta be settled once and for all
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 5d agoA New Mexico man is accused of fatally shooting his cousin after an evening of drinking escalated from an argument over enchiladas into a fistfight, according to an arrest warrant.
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Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social · last wk.Nothing to see here, just Milo last year saying he contacted "some friends in senior positions at ICE" to go after the Menswear Guy in an effort to get him deported for mocking JD Vance. "Enjoy Vietnam little buddy."
Would like to slot “local establishment that drops an entire buffet on the table” between Des and Rece
The Cleric@thecleric.bsky.social · last wk.Now that Corso is gone here's the definitive rankings: Herbstreit's dog Desmond Rece Getting hit by a car Saban Getting hit by a truck Herbstreit Getting hit by a truck towing a car McAfee
Don’t worry bro we’ve been blaming you this whole time anyway but thank you for admitting it
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