I slept until 11am, but in my defense I seemed to have been stuck in a fugue state wherein I would wake up, blink, and immediately start dreaming again.

For about a month, I've been listening to my boomer coworker fight with customer service reps about getting some information. They keep asking for an email address and he keeps saying he doesn't have one and refuses to get one. WHY!!!!!!!!!

Genuinely horrifying. Fucking ghouls, the lot of them.

NBC News@nbcnews.com · 3d ago

JUST IN: Fort Hood shooter’s execution by firing squad will be livestreamed, Defense Department says.

Who tf does Spotify think I am -_-

The economy has made me a hipster again. No, I haven't seen the super popular movie currently in theaters and no, I haven't seen the buzzy new series on one of the numerous subscription services that I don't have and no, I have not played the new AAA video game that costs $80.

marry me

Kieran 🦘🇨🇦@hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · last wk.

Proud to present my lifesize T. rex head, affectionately named Hannibal. I created this myself from start to finish- digital sculpture, resin 3D printing, painting, etc. Huge thanks to my friend @rj-palmer.com for instrumental crits and redlines during the sculpting process.

My favorite form of knock-off podcast is all the iterations of "Welcome to Nightvale but Somewhere Else"

Ohhhh myyyy goddddd can they just leave this man alone??? apnews.com/article/kilm...

Kilmar Ábrego Garcia is set to be back in court as he battles deportation to Liberia

Kilmar Ábrego Garcia will be back in federal court in Maryland as the government keeps trying to deport him.

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"The back of my hair is none of my business" are words to live by.

If I catch you wearing the goth Crocs I am revoking your Alt Card.

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

Tennessee botches 2 executions in a year and the response from Republicans, the party full of alleged Christians, is to be like "Ugh can't we just shoot them in the head or electrocute them like we used to??" apnews.com/article/tenn...

Tennessee Republicans consider more execution options after Christa Pike lethal injection fails

Tennessee's top Republicans are exploring alternative execution methods after the failed execution of Christa Pike. U.S. Sen.

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Really wish that the US would stop trying to convince the rest of the world to care about football when while also funding war crimes. Like, pick one. The first one, ideally.

Great now I’m scared to walk on this bridge

Roald Dahl's the Witches was shown to me as a first grader.

Sleepy Hollow Reviews 🎃🐎@sleepingvillage.bsky.social · last wk.

In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?

DnD party almost got wiped out by goblins last night. One of us (me) climbed directly into a bush where an unseen enemy was hiding. This was the second fight and the second time this has happened.

Boy on the edge

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I’m astounded that it took this long for Domino’s to come up with a domino shaped pizza.

NOOOOOO MY STREAK OF NOT HEARING “CHOOSING TEXAS” HAS BEEN BROKEN!!!

OEM: "It's time to promote the Year End Sales Event!" Dealers: "Cool, are the corresponding marketing materials available?" OEM: "No! 😊"

A crime has been committed.

May be my best thumbnail yet

My car has an electrical problem. Girl, please don't do this to me.

I Don't Think Now Is The Best Time!

ALT: I Don't Think Now Is The Best Time!

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IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Something about a pot and a kettle comes to mind. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/oc...

Nicolas Cage calls Marvel movies ‘a glorified WWE’ with over-50s in ‘ridiculous outfits’

Star of Spider-Noir told fan convention he ‘spoke with love’ at seeing gifted actors for ever gearing up for superhero fight scenes

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I already think the death penalty should be abolished, but situations like this just enforce that belief. This woman, who was sentenced to death after a 1st degree murder conviction simply because she had just turned 18, was isolated for decades and then TN botches the execution.

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2w ago

Breaking News: Tennessee called off its next execution and will review its process after the botched attempt to put Christa Pike to death.

Alternative headline - Idaho Law Allows Cult Members to Treat Children as Disposable

ProPublica@propublica.org · 2w ago

NEW: Emma Joyce died at 3 years old. The next year, her sister Ava Joan died. Then their brother died from the same complication of untreated diabetes that killed Ava Joan. Later, a fourth sibling died. Their parents believed in prayer, not medicine.

Lady on the lake~

Spooky Lake Month can't come soon enough. I need soothing, watery facts to repair my nerves.