If you cheat on your wives, cheat on your taxes, cheat contractors out of their duly earned fees, you probably cheat at golf.

The scientists got Climate Change wrong. They totally underestimated how quickly it would decimate the planet.

Barack Obama's middle name is Hussein, an Arabic name which means good, beautiful or handsome. Donald Trump's middle name is John which translates to the client of a prostitute or a bathroom.

If President Trump agreed to a crypto ethics package that excludes him from profiting, that means he already got paid. I'm guessing a group of defi moguls bought a whole lot of Trump coin.

Jackson got a haircut. He clearly did not enjoy the experience. But he is handsome

Lindsey Graham lived to be on the Sunday shows. Today, he will be featured on all of them. Going forward, the booking agents have one less guaranteed yes on their call sheets.

Argentina's Greatest Players of All Time: 1 Diego Maradona 2 Lionel Messi 3 VAR

The Knicks lost one game in two months. The one where Trump got involved. And today, Everything Trump Touches Dies Soccer Edition

Long overdue for a Jackson post. He's pretty much perfect.

Today also marks the 200th anniversary of the passing of both Thomas Jefferson and John Adams who died within hours of each other on the 50th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence

Seeing a lot of Mamdani derangement syndrome on X. I guess that's the new thing.

Any one think the politicized SCOTUS is trying to fool the public into thinking that there are guardrails against executive power to soften the change vibes for the midterms? Of course they did rule the parties can pump millions into their candidates.

Of course all these SCOTUS rulings against Trump, could be to soften the blow of the pending Birthright Citizenship case

Ok. Every now and then SCOTUS remembers the constitution. Enjoy these rare days.

Phil Mickelson lacks impulse control. That's what made him such an exciting golfer to follow. Phil Mickelson lacks impulse control. That's what makes him a miserable person.

Luckily for Donald Trump the only things more corrupt than his administration are FIFA and the International Olympic Committee.

The big job print shows the biggest gains in leisure and hospitality positions. Likely temporary adds in anticipation of the World Cup. Sadly, that event seems on track to tremendously underperform anticipated tourism dollars. So those jobs seem very temporary

Biggest sporting event on the planet starts here in less than two weeks. Crickets! #ETTD that apparently includes The World Cup

Had a Camry Hybrid rental on a business trip. Drove 100 miles. Used 1.7 gallons. Need one of those at home!

Moscow is burning. The US is bogged down in the Persian Gulf and is about to deplete even more missiles. Meanwhile China is sitting on one billion gallons of oil reserves, the world's most advanced renewable energy system & a full military stockpile. As always, playing the long game

MSNow Should mortgage everything, dump all the money they are wasting on Morning Joe and pay whatever it takes to give Stephen Colbert the 11th hour.

Just answered a spam call. I knew it was spam, but the caller ID said Freehold, NJ so I had to make sure it wasn't Bruce Springsteen calling me.

Israel doesn't want a ceasefire. The UAE doesn't want a ceasefire. Saudi Arabia doesn't want a ceasefire. This is why you don't start a war in the Gulf. They don't end.

I don't care if Chuck Schumer is the minority leader, but please take his microphone away and keep him off camera. Every time he opens his mouth he reminds people why they don't like Democrats.

New Bureau of Labor Statistics protocol. Release ginned up employment number for news cycle. Revise way downward to actual number a month later while the news cycle discusses the latest ginned up number

B Bitchy O Obnoxious N Nasty D Dirty I Intolerable Feel free to make your own

A most Happy Foolish New Year to those who celebrate!

Clearly Vanessa Trump has a thing for rich guys with substance abuse issues.

BREAKING: Elon Musk announces that a recent study concludes that the latest self driving program released by Tesla is 100% safer than driving with Tiger Woods.

Elon should hook Tiger Woods up with a self driving car. Clearly safer than Tiger behind the wheel