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MEOWTH: The city has been plunged into darkness by a power failure. JAMES: A power failure, is it? I can identify with failure.
JAMES: Team Rocket always puts beauty before duty!
JESSIE: Helping the police would blemish my perfect criminal record.
JESSIE: You could use a little makeup too! JAMES: Please. A pompous platitude coming from you.
JAMES: Oh, you're mistaking us for some other criminals.
JAMES: Ah, nothing like a Victreebel scalp massage. MEOWTH: I think you got bit one too many times.
JESSIE: Just a minute! We're not going to let your personal problems get in our way! JAMES: Deal with them on your own time!
JAMES: We haven't finished our motto yet! MEOWTH: Free speech! JESSIE: We've invested too much time into our prose for you to cut us off mid-rant!
JAMES: It's safe enough, kid. What, do you wanna live forever?
JESSIE: Be quiet as a mouse. MEOWTH: Did you say Meowth?
JESSIE: Here I am, a grown woman, and I've never heard of an enchanted table cloth. How could I be so clueless? JAMES: I'm not even going there, but it's called magic. MEOWTH: A trick. Phoney. JESSIE: Now you tell me!
MEOWTH: Maybe if we started looking at what's the same, instead of always looking at what's different... Well, who knows.
JESSIE: Where's Meowth? JAMES: Well, perhaps he got blown farther away than you or I, since he weighs a bit less than we do. JESSIE: Are you calling me fat?
JESSIE: I don't know where this "Antarctica" place is, but it sounds beautiful!
JAMES: Sounds simple, but sounds can be deceiving. JESSIE: Simple? You calling me simple? Careful...
JAMES: Well now I know how it feels to be all washed up. JESSIE: We'll never come clean!
JESSIE and JAMES: Phew, that's enough... MEOWTH: Look, you lazies, it's never enough.
JESSIE: It has a skill, Meowth. Something you should get one of these days. MEOWTH: Us intellectual types are more thinkers than doers. JESSIE: Then think about being useful! MEOWTH: That's a thought...