"Speaking of, I gotta warn you before you see it and panic. Bathroom looks like a crime scene. I was trying to touch up my roots and dropped the dye bottle."

Dr. Fate@sonofpharaohs.bsky.social · 18h ago

“ I do. One is my dream job & the other is me being a superhero.”

That's funny.

del (milf era)@droppedmyvape.bsky.social · 19h ago

You guys need a global revolution so bad, man.

Welcome to Earth. Yes, we get super excited when we find actual functioning pockets. Because if it's not fake pockets, it's pockets so small they don't even hold lip gloss securely.

del (milf era)@droppedmyvape.bsky.social · 19h ago

If there's one thing I hate, it's carrying shit.

But seriously, it's because the dyes aren't guaranteed to be all locked in and rinsed so you have a really high chance of the colors bleeding and ruining the white clothes. Also because light colors, like whites, are usually recommended to wash at a higher temperature than darks to help prevent

Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 19h ago

Fine keep your secrets/

They really want you to spend money on purses.

del (milf era)@droppedmyvape.bsky.social · 19h ago

i fucking knew it!!

"At least you seem to enjoy your work."

Dr. Fate@sonofpharaohs.bsky.social · 19h ago

“ Being a doctor of both realms is always busywork.” He says, arms crossed as he leans on a wall.

. Please go apologize to the trees for wasting the oxygen you used to ask that question.

Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social · 19h ago

why can i not put colored in with whites-

//we all know what's up with fake pockets. The fashion industry ain't slick

Abbott Elementary: Greg Stares

ALT: Abbott Elementary: Greg Stares

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Literally just a hate crime against women.

del (milf era)@droppedmyvape.bsky.social · 19h ago

can you explain fake pockets to me?

"Craving nachos. Still mad that they closed that place down down the street. Jobs keeping you busy?"

Dr. Fate@sonofpharaohs.bsky.social · 19h ago

“ Oh. By the way, how you doing pookie?”

Obviously.

del (milf era)@droppedmyvape.bsky.social · 19h ago

there are rules to urf fashion?

"I was asked by a customer why they shouldn't combine certain patterns."

Dr. Fate@sonofpharaohs.bsky.social · 19h ago

“…..what’re you talking about?”

I finally figured out the whole clashing patterns thing. Hear me out! I swear this will make sense!

Yeah, we aren't going to shame people just to shame them.

What if my kink is shaming?

Warren White / The Great White Shark@sharkofgotham.bsky.social · 23h ago

Hope no one is shaming’ fuckers who fuck.

I like sex as much as the next person but damn.

And? Let them be. They're just doing their own thing.

𝑫𝒊𝒙𝒊𝒆 𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒔𝒐𝒏, 𝑵𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒂𝒍𝒆!@justthegirlwonder.bsky.social · yesterday

It's been a noted trend that some of Gen Z has gone in a really puritanical direction, and they're throwing out lustful as an insult. Couldn't be me. If I'm not behaving lustfully, it's because I'm being too shy with girls I like, not because I'm anti-sex.

Cat stretch-

del (milf era)@droppedmyvape.bsky.social · 2d ago

watching.

More stretching.

"𝖨'𝗆 𝗇𝗈 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅..."@carolineb.worm.skin · 2d ago

Does them too.

Ahem. Does the splits.

"𝖨'𝗆 𝗇𝗈 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅..."@carolineb.worm.skin · 2d ago

Stretching but with a larger range of motion.

Stretching.

"Ivy... Are you stuck?"

𝑻𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒊𝒇 𝑰’𝒎 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍

𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭

//I made a fae account woot woot

"Still not drunk enough to unpack them. I need another bottle before I can handle questionable shower thoughts."

"Ivy, I'm not drunk enough to help unpack what you just said."

"I'm too pretty to have half the problems I do."