okay genuine thing, the auto aim in gta 5 on controller is genuinely outrageous. You are not aiming at all. I'm sure ill come to regret this post when i play gta 6 on controller on free aim to prove a point and suck absolute ass. But until then i stand by it

my favourite career progress photo gotta be this one bro, zoom the camera in

today in agonizingly first world problems: I want to play GTA online on my steam deck I can't because battleye isn't enabled for Linux but I have a PS5 pro I could theoretically use over remote play with Chiaki... but rockstar wouldn't ever dare do cross save in 2026

The mansion has a trophy for earning 1 billion dollars called the "Three Comma Club", despite the primary balance indicator in GTAO not having commas. This is because R* hates readability, and a rogue developer decided to voice their opinion through me making this post about it half a year later.

Another exhilarating map fix from the Kortz Center Update: - This tiny gap on this staircase was fixed

Earlier in the year a Lipton Iced Tea logo was spotted in Stab City's burnt trash texture on the ground. In a remarkable exercise of speed for such a fix, Rockstar covered it up in the Kortz Center Heist update. To fully cover it up, the entire area is now a lot darker.

Bonus actually somewhat fun fact: While grabbing the lester dawdle voiceline, i came across these lines for when you're in the vault which I do not believe are used? Or atleast i have zero recollection of remembering it. Pretty funny delivery.

Abysmal Dogshit Fun Fact of the day: "Dawdle" is said a total of 5 times throughout GTA 5 and GTA Online. 3 of which are by Lester in the Casino Heist. And if Wiktionary is to be believed, "dawdle" is a fairly british term, so this may be Rockstar's locale creeping in.

if you skip the cocaine lockup, the LSPD deploys their tactical invisi-cop

we got gta 5 before gta 6 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

griefers on PC enhanced gotta be the saddest life, you dont even get the chance for them crashing out in text chat. there is no text chat. and literally nobody uses voice chat. and you don't get K/D in freemode anymore... what is the motivation?

AAAAAAAAA

hanging out

GTA 6 better have a baller ass UFO easter egg or I'm refunding

i kinda want to make a tutorial series on the gta online mission creator, just to do something somewhat productive but not sure if that is something people would even really watch at this point lol

Death run? 🤔

im an expert at mission design

After some mildly tedious investigation into the mission controller script, I have concluded that these blockers are only visible in HARD mode. So this is a conscious decision to increase difficulty because lets face it, those tunnels are insta cop losers

in other news I have uncovered the early prototypes of the IAA space program

Pushed an update to the Lost and Found - The Van mission, added back the intro cutscene as the bug that caused the actors to aggro for no reason when i had a cutscene was fixed. socialclub.rockstargames.com/job/gtav/YcM... Will make a fancier follow up with the new tools soon as well

All the main paintings you can steal have two in-progress versions shown in the art studio while the artist works on it. Here's all of em... or atleast should be all of them:

okay maybe just a me thing, but I do quite like this animation/minigame thing. Is a nice touch, and is some of the most polished/...delicate(?, not sure how to describe it) animations i've seen in GTA 5/GTA Online. Reminds me of the RDR2 house building cutscene.

i'll tell you what... the stealth stuff in the heist is not configured in a very nice way...

Here it is in-game, tbh i wonder if this is trying to hint to you to hang to the right so you dont go flying into the wall, instead of being there to block you... still a very peculiar change though

Lucas7yoshi_RS - Lucas7yoshi but Rockstar themed@rockstar.l7y.media · 3w ago

some map changes and fixes which ill document in this thread as I bother to look at em Rockstar added a tree in this corner cut for some reason, by the mansion

random detail but i do like the use of the in-world UI stuff for stuff like this. is a cute touch that they havent really done before for heists or jobs

I snooze now. I shall wake to finish the heist and brainstorm some uses for all the new fancy mission creator stuff which I'm pretty excited for

Casino Heist nerfs and doomsday heist nerfs The Contract payout $1,000,000 -> $900,000 Cluckin bell raid: $500,000 -> $400,000

Courtesy of PLTytus on the gtaforums heres what got nerfed for cayo... assuming im understanding it. Loot chances: Tequila 60% -> 80% Pearl Necklace 15% -> 10% Pink Diamond 10% -> 2% Bearer Bonds 15% -> 8% The cooldown for getting bad loot was raised from 3 to 7 days.

Random note: The lasers near the vault are using textures from the Invade and Persuade arcade game because why not, it works :P