}》 THE BIG BAD ,^×
@rockstarroxanne.bsky.social
‘CAUSE PRETTY GIRLS CAN NEVER DIE ᵈᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ
dark. I still wanna do this sometime. It would be fun
}》 THE BIG BAD ,^×@rockstarroxanne.bsky.social · 6mo agodark. I think . At some point in this account’s lifespan. The pizzaplex should like burn down. I think that happened in the end of sb but. Instead of her burning down with it she basically just gets taken in by someone’s nightguard muse. The Fazbear company would probably call for someone to
[ NC ] it’s really not surprising at this point . I don’t think there’s been a single straight person that works at or is hyperfixated on Freddy’s
what is five nights at freddy’s. Why would you spend five nights here
i need to fazfucking kill myself
dark. writing will probably be very slow for a while . Don’t know how long, but this week I’ve been feeling all sorts of horrible so yeah
dark. i got hit with a wave of 'everyone hates you actually' so i'm. probably gonna be a lot less active today . sorry!!
Sometimes I wish I could, like. Adopt a pet, y’know?
Yeah, yeah, whatever… I jus’ wanna bite someone. Been way too long since I got to.
"FЯIƬZ"@immortalratman.bsky.social · 6mo ago now , now . mad science bears need of precaution at least sometime . i can't revolutionize the world if i clock out early , yes ?
… I mean, it ain’t like we can’t test it. I can jus’ bite ‘ya. Easy way t’prove it.
"FЯIƬZ"@immortalratman.bsky.social · 6mo ago well . i don't think i'm a machination . but then ... [ Getting a concerning look in his eye as he stares at his own two hands . ] but then , how would i know for sure ? if i had been made to seem as flesh and blood ... would i ever learn the truth ?
they really do [ <- never actually pulled anyone because of them ]
𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞.@grimdarkgarden.bsky.social · 6mo agoBitches love my fluffy tail and soft paws.
"do you have a type?" uh yeah, women I'm slightly afraid of
… uh, don’t think people can be… ‘undying’. Unless you’re, like, part animatronic. Like the Springtrap guy.
"FЯIƬZ"@immortalratman.bsky.social · 6mo ago i'm not concerned , lassie-loo . after all , you need me to get paid if you want your share , and corpses don't get a bonus ! also , i am beginning to suspect that i am undying .
[ NC ] real yearners miss shit that hasn’t even happened
I already yearn too much. Not outwardly, but, like. Still. No more yearning. Can’t happen. I took it all.
dark. I think . At some point in this account’s lifespan. The pizzaplex should like burn down. I think that happened in the end of sb but. Instead of her burning down with it she basically just gets taken in by someone’s nightguard muse. The Fazbear company would probably call for someone to
Ehh… the other animatronics here ain’t exactly chatty at this time’a night. I can just chill here. [ just straight up walking into the office and positioning herself on the wall behind him. ] Won’t hurt ‘ya, promise.
"FЯIƬZ"@immortalratman.bsky.social · 6mo ago ah , just the clock , see ? [ Yikes, it's only just 4 AM ... ] you've no need to while the time away here if you don't want to . the miseries of a fricksecurity guard are one i can bear alone .
. . . That feels kinda, uh, doxx-y. But hey! I ain’t against free money, even if I ain’t got anythin’ t’use it on. So what’re we waitin’ for?!
"FЯIƬZ"@immortalratman.bsky.social · 6mo ago it's some sort of thing for him , i think he likes the challenge of knowing his games have been gamed out . he seems to appreciate cheating if you do it good enough . so he'll probably fork over the cash . if not , i know his address !
… oh. Yeah, sounds good t’me. Hand ‘em over, and we can do this again tomorrow. Free money.
"FЯIƬZ"@immortalratman.bsky.social · 6mo ago no , no , see - this number here - this is token count . when my shift ends , every ten of these is one real world utah dollar . and you get half . fifty five percent if you wish .
Oh, I’m fine. Got a thick skull. … don’t got a skull at all, but it’s metal, so, y’know. [ bonking her head with her paw to emphasize. ] … oh, nah, I ain’t takin’ THAT little. You owe me more than that! Gimme at least half!
"FЯIƬZ"@immortalratman.bsky.social · 6mo ago oop ! oh dear . the system has maxed out ... you haven't hurt your head on the door , have you , missus ? there's this number divided by ten , halved , waiting for you if you haven't .
[ doing this every time the door opens ]
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"FЯIƬZ"@immortalratman.bsky.social · 6mo ago let's go for a combo , my good compatriot ! [ It's time for the Roxy Rhythm Game ! Slam the door every time she makes a threatening gesture to abuse the token payout ! Ready ... 3 , 2 , 1 , ROCK ! ]
Oh, sweet, I get money for this? Hell yeah. Put that door back down right now.
"FЯIƬZ"@immortalratman.bsky.social · 6mo ago [ ... Opening the door back up ] quickly , dear madame , i only get paid for keeping you out if you try to get in . help me out here and i'll split the proceeds .