─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆.
@rodentregent.bsky.social
ᅠ ᅠ 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝑴𝒀 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙐𝘽𝙅𝙀𝘾𝙏 , @bygumbo.bsky.social . WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
elysia 🩷 i need to make a muse that gives solene ( the artist ) vibes so bad
elysia 🩷 2003 SHRED IS AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER ON THE MOMOZON STILL .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ
ᅠ ᅠ 𝓚𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆'𝐒 𝗥𝗢𝗬𝗔𝗟 「 * 𝙀𝙓𝙀𝘾𝙐𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙀𝙍 」 ...
ᅠ ᅠ .... 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝑫𝑰𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 𝑿 .ᐟ
ᅠ ᅠ 𝓟𝐈𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝗦𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗦 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑳 𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑺 ...
ᅠ ᅠ ... 𝐎𝐅 𝙐𝙉𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝘼𝙇 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍, 𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 「 * 𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙀 」 .
we are on neutral terms . 🤓 we will still steaI all of your food . 👺
WH — n- no ! I merely summoned some as an offering to be polite !! 😦 [ she gasps ] OH, GOOD HEAVENS ! i thought we were on good terms ! I did not mean to cause any harm. Oh my goodness — 😨 [ Evelyn faints instantly 💀. ]
YOU HAVE ALL THE CHEESE . [ he picks up the block, then points at her . 😭 ] GET THAT LADY, MY FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS . GET ALL THE CHEESE SHE HAS .ᐟ [ THERE'S AT LEAST 200 RATS RUNNING TOWARD EVELYN . OH GOD . 💀 ]
( placing down a comically large block of cheese 😭 🙏)
I AM A RAT .ᐟ.ᐟ this is UNACCEPTABLE behavior, mr . GATOR . 🤬
[ LETTING OUT THE MOST OFFENDED GASP EVER 💀 ] BY GUMBO .ᐟ.ᐟ you RATS be just as awful as they say, mhmmm .ᐟ ... [ squint . ] you ain't even a rat .ᐟ 👺
how DARE YOU INSULT ME .ᐣ.ᐟ a mere alligator like you does not stand a chance against my thousands of faithful rodent subjects .ᐟ
... you talkin' about ol' leatherhead, smelly cheese breath .ᐣ.ᐟ he gon' get ya .ᐟ
[ slowly turning to krang ... 👺 ] you dare to interrupt my ROYAL MESSAGE ──
SHUT THE FUCK UP . WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE 👺
but ... where will i ever find another rodent ruler .ᐣ 😔
— but I have faith that there is someone out there for you that is utterly perfect. At the end of the day, you deserve someone who loves you genuinely.
yes .... 😔 [ he pulls out a photo of the rat queen and stares at it longingly 💀 ]
Would you like a cup of tea ? Perhaps a treat for you.. and your rats ? It is the least I can do. 💧
oh rat queen .... we could have been PERFECT together ..... 😔🥀💔 [ SNIFFLE 💀 ]
Oh, I see…. 💧 [ Reaching out to gently pat him on the back 😭 . ] I am very sorry to hear that.
I AM NOT ALRIGHT . ☹️ the love of my life, my BEAUTIFUL queen of rats ... SHE REJECTED ME . and pvnched me in the face, but that's less important right now ── 😔
… Are you alright ? 💧
LITTLE DID YOU KNOW I WAS THE RAT KING . GO MY RATS 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
Saki, cease. I know it is you, so stop it or else you SHALL receive the silent treatment for an unknown amount of time. 👺
YOU SHUT UP FIRST . HOW DARE YOU ──
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, stupid IDIOT.