My most dedicated story liker is my ex boyfriend (who i broke up w cuz im a lesbian and trans) even though we haven’t spoken in years

Bruh I wanted to start posting to tiktok more regularly but I just thought through the consequences and um I work as a nanny so the thought of someone recognizing me while I have kids w me is TERRIFYING so I just privated my account

Taking a bloop before I deactivate to declare Surrender by Maggie Rogers the best record of all time, argue w the wall

Likely will be deactivating in the upcoming days because I feel like life is moving too fast and I don’t feel grounded and I fear being on here is a form of dissociation agh

I knew the origin story of silo was going to be AI related I just knew it and my dads going to have to admit I’m right yet again

Man Performing the Good Boy Dance

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I’m watching season 8 of the amazing race

It lasted less than 5 min and ended with me being told I am moving onto an hour long zoom interview on Tuesday and that they already have families in mind for me

Graham🪻They/Them@rodeoclown13.bsky.social · 6d ago

Interview starts in 2 min and I need my heart to slowwwww downnnn

Interview starts in 2 min and I need my heart to slowwwww downnnn

I have a job interview later and it is at the request of an agency that boasts connecting families with nannies who have college degrees but the resume I sent them that led them to ask for a phone call is so clear about my having no degree… is everything I listed under experience that impressive?

Betty White as Rose Nylund: Math Confusion

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why do they insist on styling tom hollands eyebrow like that

can yall remind me who posted love wins for the wedding

I used to have dreams where I felt like I couldn’t move no matter how hard I tried. I would try to run and it would take me forever just to take a step. But lately I’ve been having dreams where I can walk on air. Where I am leaping boundlessly through space.

Reaction Meme Stan Twitter

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Fixed up my resume and applied to a nanny gig 👯

I’ve been a defender of criminal minds evolution but this season just sucks so bad

Need opinions on soft soap regular vs soft soap antibacterial… basically is it my ocd that won’t let me feel clean if I wash my hands with the regular? My roomates refilled with regular and I’m trying to talk myself down…

Fucked up my elbow in my sleep and now I can’t fully extend it! This year I already sprained my ankle to high heavens. Both happened to my right side ughhh

Finally started watching severance this past week and holy hell they weren’t kidding this show is so incredibly ~great~

Ryan Gosling Adjusting Sunglasses

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I have no clue what’s going on in Gaylorland. I keep on opening bsky out of habit b/c if I miss a day I’ll be lost. But I feel so disengaged. At this point, PA is feeling more “bread & circuses” than positive change happening

I’m so sorry but this is indeed a joke that I couldn’t resist posting

Graham🪻They/Them@rodeoclown13.bsky.social · 2w ago

Taylor Swift to sit down with Alexandra Cooper on her explosively popular podcast “Call Her Daddy.” The episode will be her fans first look at the never-before-seen photos of her nuptials to Travis Kelce from behind the curtain call. Coming out August 3, 2026.

Taylor Swift to sit down with Alexandra Cooper on her explosively popular podcast “Call Her Daddy.” The episode will be her fans first look at the never-before-seen photos of her nuptials to Travis Kelce from behind the curtain call. Coming out August 3, 2026.

Having to poop when your roommate is in the br

Michael Scott: Must Hold It In

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Phoebe was so good at the vet today (no hissing, biting, or scratching) that the veterinarian commented “I wish I had a cat” and the tech kept saying she is perfect

I was raised to think I had to become a parent / have kids and I only recently have started trying to figure out whether and why/not I want kids

Just wrapped up hanging w my friend for the final World Cup match and I’m going home to do laundry and watch house of dragon

Soriamoriaa: Spongebob & Patrick Holding Hands

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My parents have a us flag in their garden and every time I try to tell them what that suggests to our neighbors they basically just hit me with “But thats not why WE put it out there! We do it more subversively than maga”

MAFS: Woman's Eye Roll While Drinking Wine

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Last minute babysitting gig w some of my fav nanny kiddos tonight

Flying Around Clark Kent

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I need you by meg stalter is perfection nobody gets her like me

Criminal minds evolution kinda sucks this season (for multiple reasons) I mean how has nobody on the team connected that the fan needed Sheila to make his empty threat against voits family real… wait it’s because they don’t have Reid isn’t it

Umm Ok

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Just wrote a song to help kids process their emotions My feelings are oh so big I’m upset and feeling mad or sad B my feelings are never ever bad It’s ok that I lost my smile I’ll find it in a little while For now I’ll sing this song So I know it won’t be long

ISO good quality gold huggie earrings lmk your recs