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Roger The Shrubber

@rogrtheshrubber.shrubberies.org

Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.

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Jessica Zellers@stellagarp.bsky.social · 3d ago

Vet bills never come at a good time, but this comes after two months of slow work (it's always feast or famine for freelancers). Donations gratefully accepted. Also happy to talk editing projects or custom adult photos or videos. Or subscribe to my OnlyFans!

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Revvie has a mystery illness: no appetite, lethargy, confusion. This is the amount I put on my credit card at the vet today for testing and treatments. He is my service dog, now mostly retired at age ...

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Roger The Shrubber@rogrtheshrubber.shrubberies.org · 2w ago

Last night my wife and I watched a 30 minute video by two English guys with a roomful of antique metalworking equipment forging a massive spring for a friend's steam locomotive restoration project. Essentially, beating a thick metal bar into submission by hand. Better than anything in the MCU.

Roger The Shrubber@rogrtheshrubber.shrubberies.org · 2w ago

My corgi has a theory that goes like this: "I LOVE KIDS!" Her theory has been quite soundly tested and proven incorrect this week while my granddaughters have been here visiting, and yet every morning she proposes that theory again and by noon she has abandoned it and is lying at my feet instead.

Roger The Shrubber@rogrtheshrubber.shrubberies.org · 2w ago

if you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

Zach Galifianakis: Deep Sigh, Here We Go

Alt: A gif of Zach Galifianakis from "Between Two Ferns". Zach has his eyes closed and is leaning back in his chair making a perturbed face before opening his eyes slightly and beginning to exhale. The accompanying text at the bottom of the frame reads "*deep sigh*", and then is replaced by "here we go"

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The bird says, "Prosecute ICE"@imadifferentbird.northsky.social · 2w ago

if you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

Roger The Shrubber@rogrtheshrubber.shrubberies.org · 3w ago

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

Moonstruck Cher

Alt: A GIF from the movie "Moonstruck". Ronny (Nic Cage) is proposing to Loretta (Cher) at her family's breakfast table. Loretta's mother (Olympia Dukakis) asks "Do you love him, Loretta?" Loretta responds "Ma, I love him awful." and her mother replies "Oh God. That's too bad."

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Kevin van Haaren@kevin.crime.group · 3w ago

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.