Rohita Kadambi
@rohitakadambi.bsky.social
Writer - Comedian Bylines: Betches, McSweeneys, The New Yorker Finalist: Warner Brothers Access Comedic Voices
“A Diddler on the roof? Sounds crazy, no? But here in our village of Anatevka…”
Can’t take someone named Benson Boone seriously. Those are the names of beagles from the same litter.
*Extremely Cole Porter Voice* 🎶It’s delightful, it’s delicious, it’s DiGiorno”🎶
Tell me this is not the love child of Ben Gross and Paxton Hall-Yoshida
So what you’re saying is, the cakes have to hold space for defying gravity?
A millennial who is also somehow in her 90s
Waiting on my mental health diagnosis (Spotify Wrapped)
Waiting on my mental health diagnosis (Spotify Wrapped)
I think if Joe Biden is your dad, you deserve to have a little crack as a treat.
Being 35 in a musical is so funny because you can be a college freshman, a retired father of seven, or (most realistically) a guy having an existential crisis at his birthday party.
When I tweeted this, I had 18 followers and the Wicked movie was a lie/fever dream so let’s try it again under new circumstances:
I love Wicked because of the fantasy that I, a 35-year-old, could be a college freshmen with other hot 35-year-olds.
RIP, Stephen Sondheim, you would have loved “Wicked” (2024)
🎶becaaaaaaaauuuuuuuse I knew you, I have left x for good🎶💚🩷
curious who else has left x for good?
Jonathan Bailey is like pure sodium the way he can have explosive chemistry with a glass of water.
BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed Lydia Tár to direct the National Endowment for the Arts
Gilmore Girls is so funny because what do you mean a Whiffenpoof married a Smith College graduate and neither of them are gay?
We don’t need “leftist Joe Rogan.” We need country-pop to be anti-bootlicker again.
I spent my childhood watching “The Sound of Music” (1965) and “Cabaret”(1972) so I really thought the rise of fascism would have more showtunes.
“Into the Woods” by Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
The TV show “Frasier” should have been set in San Francisco rather than Seattle. Especially in the 90s, San Francisco was a better setting for effete wine/food/art/opera snobs. Seattle is is too outdoorsy/casual/grungey.
those cancelled tv shows you’ll never stop thinking about
that cancelled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about