Roland Bouman
@rolandbouman.bsky.social
𝕏 sparks the rot ™ | Coup Data™ | Consultant & Developer @ http://epam.com | http://s4explorer.com | Blazing fast pivot tables https://github.com/rpbouman/huey
Fact: if you star my Huey github repository now, you might just be the 1000th one, and if you are, you'll get a lifetime FREE access to the software!! (Just like everybody anywhere else) It only takes a little less than 400 others, just sayin... github.com/rpbouman/huey
GitHub - rpbouman/huey: Light-weight, browser-based ROLAP pivot tables on top of DuckDB-WASM
Light-weight, browser-based ROLAP pivot tables on top of DuckDB-WASM - rpbouman/huey
github.com
@DuckDB can fetch multiple quantiles in 1 function call. Example: min( col ), max( col ), median( col ) May be written as quantile( col, [0.0, 1.0, 0.5] ) It can have dramatic positive effects on performance and memory usage! Details & Benchmark: rpbouman.blogspot.com/2026/08/duck...
DuckDb Performance: min, max, and median vs quantile
Progamming, databases, Business Intelligence, MySQL, JavaScript, SQL SAP HANA
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Bacteria are outsmarting antibiotics, so scientists are turning to their natural predators: phages. 👺 In this talk, Virginie Grosboillot & Herminio Vazquez-Cano explain how they use DuckDB to tame messy, inconsistent genomic files and replace slow Python pipelines with fast, portable SQL workflows.
DuckCon #7 – Phages & DuckDB: The mighty duo against the giants (V. Grosboillot, H. Vazquez-Cano)
YouTube video by DuckDB
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Huey 1.1.00 Indian Runner is now available! Highlights: - Run offline as PWA - Support for Secrets - Support for Lakehouse Catalogs like Iceberg &Ducklake - Connect to Quack servers @duckdb Live demo: rpbouman.github.io/huey/src/ind... Github: github.com/rpbouman/huey
Huey – Browser-Based Pivot Tables powered by DuckDB
Free, zero-install data analysis in your browser. Drag in CSV, Parquet, or JSON files and build pivot tables instantly.
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Sums it all up right? I get that some would argue that he can't remember what he did or said. I too think that but it's not because of dementia; it's probably more out of sheer disinterest and failure to understand that promises have consequences. He's just that depraved. bsky.app/profile/port...
Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret)@portlandken.bsky.social · 2mo agoJune 17: Trump signs MOU stating, in part, that the US and Iran agree "to refrain from the threat or use of force against each other." Later on June 17: Trump threatens to bomb Iran "harder than ever." June 21: Trump threatens to kidnap or kill Iranian negotiators in Switzerland.
vandaag per ongeluk chutney gemaakt. - stoom 1 aubergine. Keer regelmatig om; als de huid net rimpelt, is het gaar. - snij in stukken in een kom; voeg erbij knoflook (ik deed 3 teentjes); sap van halve citroen, 1 chili peper, en 2 eetlepels (frambozen)jam - blenderen, koelen.
Gisteren een vrij curieus stapeltje lectuur gevonden in een "open" bibliotheek. Ik wil ook weer niet teveel zeggen, maar het lijkt haast alsof iemand de boeken van Wolfgang en Günther's zolder heeft uitgeruimd.
Update: there's a live demo now as well! rpbouman.github.io/LLMdeling/sr... bsky.app/profile/rola...
LLMdeling
LLMDeling lets you play with the browser's local LLM.
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Roland Bouman@rolandbouman.bsky.social · 3mo agoGoogle Chrome v148 ships the Prompt-API. It lets you leverage a local, on-device LLM in your webapps. I wrote LLMDeling: an open source (MIT) playground to explore your browser's built-in AI features. github.com/rpbouman/LLM... Demo Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma0d...
Google Chrome v148 ships the Prompt-API. It lets you leverage a local, on-device LLM in your webapps. I wrote LLMDeling: an open source (MIT) playground to explore your browser's built-in AI features. github.com/rpbouman/LLM... Demo Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma0d...
GitHub - rpbouman/LLMdeling: A pet project about and around local browser AI features
A pet project about and around local browser AI features - rpbouman/LLMdeling
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DuckDB uses RDBMS to attack classic 'small changes' problem in lakehouses
DuckDB uses RDBMS to attack classic 'small changes' problem in lakehouses
Batching teensy changes in chunks creates massive performance boost, DuckDB Labs team claims The team behind in-process OLAP database DuckDB has put forward a solution to the "small changes" problem that they say plagues lakehouse implementations of the kind based on technologies from Databricks, Snowflake, Google, and others.…
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Huey 1.0.14 "Hook Bill" has just been released! This updates Huey to @duckdb v 1.5.0
I am about to release an update for huey that upgrades it to @duckdb.org 1.5.0 . If you're a huey user, please take a moment to verify everything works as expected using the dev branch github.com/rpbouman/huey.
GitHub - rpbouman/huey: Light-weight, browser-based ROLAP pivot tables on top of DuckDB-WASM
Light-weight, browser-based ROLAP pivot tables on top of DuckDB-WASM - rpbouman/huey
github.com
De Vos kan het niet aan. Elk interview weer over beginnen, elke keer weer. #FvD www.hartvannederland.nl/politiek/ver...
Forumleider De Vos loopt weg uit interview over extreemrechtse kandidaten
Lidewij de Vos van Forum voor Democratie verlaat een interview over extreemrechtse kandidaten. Lees meer over de ophef en de kritiek op FVD in meerdere gemeenten.
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In Goes heeft ChatGPT het programma van BVNL geschreven, zelfs de vraag staat er nog in. #kuch bvnl.nl/wp-content/u...
🎞️ The slide decks and talk recordings of last Friday's developer meeting are out! duckdb.org/events/2026/...
Send Help is wonderful! Loved every bit of it. Clearly a true Raimi movie. McAdams is just completely wonderful, I love her! (but I have other plans this vacation though, she'll understand I'm sure.)
Ik was vandaag in Katwijk, en ik zag: "De stille strijd" (door: Saskia Stolz, SAZZA). Ik zag het eerst van de andere kant van het kanaal, en direct maakte het indruk. Ik ben daarom omgefietst om het van dichtbij te bekijken.
The video is awful. 1. About 7-8 ICE agents are assaulting one guy on the ground. 2. An ICE officer at the :17 second mark grabs his gun and you hear a shot. I’m assuming he was the one who fired. 3. Multiple ICE agents then unload into the guy they apprehended, numerous shots after he was dead.
ashley fairbanks@ziibiing.com · 7mo agoICE killed another Minnesotan. there is video and it is very bad. www.facebook.com/share/r/1aPB...
The Dutch state pension fund decided to sell US bonds. Not because or Greenland or retaliation against Tramp, but they consider the US economy has become unreliable. It Europe withdraws 1/3 of their US investments, it will trigger a crisis like 1929.
Een jongetje van 5 En nog altijd is iedereen druk met ‘t ‘analyseren’ van Trump. Hou op, tis allang duidelijk wat hij doet. We moeten ons verhouden tot fascisme. En voorkomen dat dezelfde krachten ook hier nog verder terrein winnen Dat laffe meebewegen met vreemdelingenhaat: hier leidt dat toe
Alt National Park Service@altnps.bsky.social · 7mo agoLiam Ramos, a preschooler ICE detained the five-year-old Minnesota boy as he returned home from school and transported him to a detention center in Texas.
Ok, I laughed: "Denmark renames 'Greenland' to 'Epstein Island' so Trump will stop talking about it." speld.nl/2026/01/08/d...
Denemarken verandert naam Groenland in Epstein Island zodat Trump erover ophoudt
Denemarken is de voortdurende stroom aan bedreigingen van Donald Trump richting Groenland meer dan zat.
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Waarom moet Baudet de Kamer uit om de beweging #FvD te ondersteunen? Antwoord: hij is de baas en dus moet hij wel. De Vos kan dat niet doen, zij is slechts een marionet. chrisaalberts.nl/2025/09/01/t...
Trap er niet in: Baudet is nog steeds de baas bij FvD - Chris Aalberts
Groot nieuws: bij de aankomende Tweede Kamerverkiezingen is Thierry Baudet geen lijsttrekker meer van Forum voor Democratie. Hij draagt deze rol over aan Lidewij de Vos, een jonge fractiemedewerkster ...
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News from the Netherlands: Marriage annulled. Civil admin. clerk leading the ceremony didn't arrange for proper exchange of wedding vows, as is required by Dutch law. The clerk used ChatGpt to prepare their speech, which should have inlcuded vows. uitspraken.rechtspraak.nl/details?id=E...
Rechtspraak.nl - Zoeken in uitspraken
Zoeken in uitspraken
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Dier van de dag: de Grottenolm. Ik ga het niet spoilen. Doe jezelf een plezier, en lees net als vroeger zelf de hele wiki pagina uit. Fijne kerst allemaal! nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olm_(sa...
Olm (salamander) - Wikipedia
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dinos so scared they waited nearly 80+ mln yrs to evolve bsky.app/profile/summ...
Goh, nu blijkt dat de uiterst rechtse coalitie van PVV, VVD, NSC en BBB toch 1 resultaat tot stand heeft gebracht: na vijf jaar daling leven weer meer mensen in armoede! Zo meldt het CBS👇🏼 nos.nl/artikel/2594...
CBS: na vijf jaar daling leven weer meer mensen in armoede
Door het wegvallen van de energietoeslag is de armoede in Nederland weer toegenomen.
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