I once described an ex as; "kinda like burnt toast, unpleasant but you eat it anyway" so this tracks.
RollieBear
@rolliebear.bsky.social
Dirty Old Bear well over 18. Married to @RJCoon, proud parent of 2 fur babies. Ferb (Tuxedo kitty) & Simba (buff ginger tabby) Sleep deprived, never enough coffee. Probably adding more later.
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land, the common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
Ah, fra-gee-lay! It must be Italian!
Hey @geemo.bsky.social We're getting a new chiller for the rack room. This one might actually be up to spec
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song Me: It's beeeen
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song Me: DAAAAAAAY OH
A wise man once proclaimed "Horsies have big willies" @dawnyote.bsky.social might you know who that is? Also, skitty dance, skitty.
No cheating, post your lock screen. You were a good dog Molls.
No cheating Post your lockscreen Subtle, but if you know you know~
That's impossible That's im That's impos That's impossible You're in New York, and I'm not You're in Tokyo, and I'm not #translator Music that defines a time
Barenaked Ladies Maybe You Should Drive. Born on a Pirate Ship. Stunt. Some of their best work. The Barenaked Ladies are amazing ... The Barenaked Ladies with Steven are fucking amazing. The 90s were a massive transition period for me. This was my soundtrack.
What's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)
We got cable in late spring of 81. I was so excited there would be an all music video channel. I wish I'd kept the satin MTV jacket.
Happy anniversary @rjcoon.bsky.social Married 13 years, a couple for nearly 20. We met on LiveJournal in 99/00. Love you hon.
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. #HHGTTG #DouglasAdams #FourtyTwo
I saw a coyote on my way to work this morning. It was roughly the size of a border collie, just confidently strolling across the street.
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Which one are you riding with? 🏁🐾 We’re about to drop our first Pupjoi riding suit — and we need your input. A or B? Front. Side. Back. Full control of the look. Your pick matters. We’re actively taking notes. 📝 Vote below ⬇️ Tell us WHY in the comments 💬 & RT 🔁 to bring more pups in 🐾
There's a tree growing near the corner of our house. It's been there for as long as I can remember. Until this week the tree never fruited, now it's growing dark purple fruits. I believe it's a mulberry tree.
As of today I've been working at $Employer for thirty years.
Maybe this one will get the one running the US just hoping and a bit exaggerative. But still fun to imagine.
I'm sold ❤️
"This isn't a horror show, where are all the rock and roll numbers?" The kids had no idea what that means ... But their parents did. #phineasandferb #RichardO'Brian #GeniusWriting
It will be a national holiday when this Motherfucker dies I'd say go home and be a grandpa but I'm certain your grandkids despise you You're pap-pap, beyond that you're out of touch You've made it clear you think everyone else is beneath you You did Obama wrong I will never forgive that
Mitch McConnell will not vote this month
@rjcoon.bsky.social just said "scientists discovered a dog sized scorpion" Me: "is it Australian?"
I work at a TV station, in November of 2008 I was assigned the operation of our satellite truck at the campaign headquarters for a local race. It would have been a quiet night, not an important race, we were there for the late night speech. That would soon change. 1/? #ObamaAppreciationDay
We've watched (Dead Dead, Demons, Dead) an anime where the humans fought back against alien invaders. Their July 4th is called August 32nd. What will be our independence day from him? How will future generations remember that day?
One of these days I'll get to work and the breaking news will be "passed away quietly in his sleep" A bear can dream.