Take lessons from your dad, Ed #TheArchers He’s a first class liar
Someone will come to the rescue, Chelsea #TheArchers It’s the Ambridge way
Am I not paying you enough? #TheArchers Do you ever, Brian?
Insurance? #TheArchers Or hadn’t they got round to that yet?
Discount? #TheArchers Not necessarily the best start (but business advice from Amber must be good 🤦♂️)
Think continuity might have had some Grundy cider #TheArchers He’s very chirpy
Drinking on empty stomachs? #TheArchers Or is Bert buying dinner?
Has Eddie been at the cider already? #TheArchers He sounds half cut
If Bert can volunteer in the shop, why can’t he make a sandwich? #TheArchers
Why doesn’t Eddie wash the bottles? #TheArchers
Kenton needs counselling #TheArchers Or something
When were Jazzer and Ed ever Harrison’s mates? #TheArchers
Harrison sounding more and more morose #TheArchers
If he was in Scotland he could also have sliced or round sausages #TheArchers
Coffee? #TheArchers They’d actually be better with wine
It’s surprising that Jolene and Kenton manage to keep a pub business going #TheArchers They are pretty clueless
Cooks come and go all the time in pubs and cafes #TheArchers It’s not so much of a big deal - especially if there’s someone like Joy on the premises
My eldest son loved sticky toffee pudding as a kid #TheArchers Don’t know if he can get it in the U.S.
Jazzer has been absent for a bit #TheArchers It’s over a month since the summer solstice and he still hasn’t said “nights are fer drawin’ in”
In what way Susan? #TheArchers Because he didn’t beat you?
Harrison gets the final piece of his jigsaw #TheArchers I’ve let my wife down, I’ve let my family down, I’ve let myself down - and I’ve let God down! He’s becoming like a Harry Enfield character