Back in the days of the Ottoman Empire You could really put your feet up RS
Ron Sexsmith
@ronsexsmith.bsky.social
Canadian singer/songwriter. 3 time Juno winner Former kid detective. Idiot savant without the savant part. Dad. Lawn mower
Finally made it to Tonder-Fest yesterday in beautiful Tonder Denmark RS
In honour of Elvis Costello's birthday Ron sings "Almost Blue" RS youtu.be/MkB2m7RIa9E?...
RON SINGS "ALMOST BLUE" WRITTEN BY ELVIS COSTELLO
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For a Priest to give an inspiring sermon it helps if he has an altar ego RS
DOCTOR: Where dies it hurt? ME: Right here along my left side.. DOCTOR: Would say it was acute pain? ME: A cute pain?! It's hideous! RS
ME: So what do you do? YOU: Well, I'm retired now but I used to work as a storm chaser tracking the path of tornadoes... ME: Wow.. that must've been a real whirlwind! RS
I love maki roll! Put another fish in the sushi baby I love maki roll! Get yer chopsticks and eat with me! RS
Playing electric guitar is pretty easy I mean.. it's not "rock it" science RS
In honour of the late Keith Moon's birthday Ron sings "Pictures Of Lily" RS youtu.be/dPT_NHbdYqw?...
RON SINGS "PICTURES OF LILY" WRITTEN BY PETE TOWNSEND
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You can't start a party You can't start a party all by yourself So let's party hearty Even if we're just prancing with an elf RS
VENTRILOQUIST: Our timing was a bit off tonight... DUMMY: Speak for yourself! I was amazing.. RS
Who would like to see a puppet play? Let's have a show of hands! RS
In Germany we're always Munchen on Hamburg's and Frankfurt's RS
Backstage at Brotfabrik in Frankfurt for tonight's show Last time I played this venue was on the "Exit Strategy" tour RS
At the Dolly Madison Pie Company There's always lots of turnover RS
ME: What happened to your head? YOU: Well, it's kinda funny. I was in the shower you see... and I asked my wife to throw me the hair conditioner but she thought I said "air conditioner" and well, it was all just a big mixup... ME: Right... RS
In honour of the late Joe Strummer's birthday Ron sings "Lost In A Supermarket" RS youtu.be/sZSc2j09P7U?...
RON SINGS "LOST IN A SUPERMARKET" WRITTEN BY JOE STRUMMER AND MICK JONES
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HARDWARE STORE: CLERK: Can I help you? ME: Yea, I'd like to buy a pail.. CLERK: Okay.. we have this silver one here and this blue one ME: Oh...I was hoping for a whiter shade of pail RS
In honour of Robert Plant's birthday Ron sings "Dancing Days" RS youtu.be/uIL_alzHu0I?...
RON SINGS "DANCING DAYS" BY LED ZEPPELIN
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Most of the early rock n roll pioneers were paid Bo Diddley squat RS
They say that Bugs Bunny had quite the rabbit fan base RS
Here's me with my fave hard rock singer Ian Gillan some years ago at Healey's in Toronto RS
