why are baseball fans so superstitious, my sister believed that the white sox were more likely to win because of pope power and stuff

drink smoothie I have now done

while I do find the Racial Draft bit from the chapelle funny, i think it's odd that it's an impossibility in that world for things to be more than two things at once, for racial identities to be mutually exclusive that doesn't make much sense to me

watching the Sopranos, edifying to see Tony Soprano be bad at Mario Kart 64 but willing to cheat to win

How does Avanti West coast make any money when none of their trains actually go anywhere

i am having difficulties at work and I am peeved nay annoyed nay little pissed

National Baboon's Vacation

Today's BNR's Pauper news got me feeling like this I get why, but also, damn you annoying faerie

do the changes to mana abilities mean you can no longer sacrifice chromatic sphere to pay for coloured mana and count for affinity? #mtg #magicrules

A pilgrim punt gunner painted :] #trenchcrusade

Back stroke is the worst swimming stroke

i love labi siffre i should listen to him even more

all the bristol pauper league people have been nice to me, I like playing with them, they put up with me playing mono u faeries and stupid things like ug ponza

straight from the horse's mouth... gay from the horse's ass

margaritaville is one of the best musical compositions of all time

feel like i'm having a cinematic descent into madness but the sound track is margaritaville so it isn't so bad

i'm glad I didn't know what hell was when i was growing up

bristol is running a 2 headed giant pauper event, i don't have a partner but I was thinking about what two decks would be good together, my first thought was two burn decks, red and black so they don't tread on each others cards

i got an ad by JTI about why we shouldn't buy black market tobacco but only because it doesn't make them money and will lead to the collapse of small businesses i thought tobacco advertising wasn't allowed but ig it is to protect private ventures

i watched disclosure day today and I found it mid and I was disappointed, I hoped for something better but i'd rather watch Close Encounters again

i wanna make a new pauper deck but I'm not sure what to make I might brew something or maybe make gardens

i wanna fly in a pby catalina, i think it'd make me happy it's one of my favourite aircraft

"i'm so cooked" "it's joever" nah "I'm is joeked"

everytime i think about work i kinda feel like Quark in that episode of DS9 where he sells his corpse parts to brunt and asks Garak to assassinate him i.e. i feel like i've sold something impossible and want to be hit by a bus so i don't have to deal with it anymore

magic has a lot of inconsistencies, one i've just learned about seems to be their spelling of the word aeon/eon

whenever my mother notices a problem i have she keeps telling me solutions but not in a way that's helpful to me, i've told her but she keeps telling me how i should've fixed something and it just makes me feel worse about the problem and makes me not want to be around at all

some song parodies have endured longer than the original, at least to me, like Brand New Combine Harvester, I've never heard the original referenced but maybe that's just because I live in somerset

lowkey wish i could rain hellfire on not-physical things

i hate my illness, it makes a prison of my own body

I kinda want to make a new mono U commander deck, I have Eluge, I might turn it back into llawan or maybe something new, i'm not sure