Rory Masterson
@rorymasterson.bsky.social
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Alternatively, this is what gets car people back to considering public transit: motion that is also, rest assured, replete with ads.
This sucks ass. When I start my car I want to be able to put my foot on the pedal and drive off. I dont want to watch an ad. A distracting ad. Right in the middle of my console. Again. This sucks ass.
Summer Streets is a perfect day to move for a very select number of people who don’t have to worry about double-parking.
They brought back the audience chess match. They win yet again.
Mostly agnostic toward Phil Collins generally, but the “You Can’t Hurry Love” cover is an abomination that every grocery store and CVS should ban immediately.
I’m looking forward to some LeBron-at-center year(s).
Burrito Box is playing Phish. I did not think I would see this particular day.
Walking into the dentist for the first time in a year like LeBron at his Philly introductory press conference
Because you can’t predict what those dudes are going to do - because *most* events aren’t planned - here are thoughts on what could happen, which is anything: -covers from each of the ‘92-‘96 years -Redos on Halloween covers from the applicable years -Jamming out on debuts from those years
Yeah, I watched some soccer. Did you watch it too? tuesdayswithhorry.com/2026/07/20/g...
goal by lavelle
With an audacious worldwide entry already against the Netherlands to go up 2-0 in the 2019 women’s World Cup Final, Lavelle wasn’t looking for more of the same: she never is. Every goal…
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Atheists get real religious when the stream in the bar drops out.
Walking around the outdoors looking like Piss Christ.
Never not treating bagging my own groceries like an F1 pit stop.
Tennis players looking at the racquet after a miss, like it’s the racquet’s fault.