I forgot you can’t see posts without nudes attached. so here’s one for you

People always talk about No Nut November, then I saw something about Nut in My Butt November or something, so I was thinking what else could we do? Then it hit me: Ninety Nut November. Thirty days in the month, jerk it or have sex 3 times a day every day, mission accomplished. So who’s cumming?

Happy Halloween! and happy Soft Cock Saturday. My cock wanted to celebrate the holiday so it dressed up as a hard cock. He’s very frustrated with me. I held off last night through a 1/2 session and he’s especially touchy this morning after 45 min. 😖😈

My FCF offering for the week. for the last 4 days I’ve been doing 2-3 edging sessions a day that last between 10-30 minutes each. Holding back is getting more & more difficult. So my question to you is: should I go for it this evening or hold out a little longer? If I hold out, how long?

Okay folks. Let’s talk about TBRU. I need someone to tell me if I’m going or not. I’m still on the fence a little and wanna know if anybody I like is gonna be there.

Matty Matheson: Someone Help Me!

ALT: Matty Matheson: Someone Help Me!

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Thirsty Thursday? sure. why not?

Does this count for hump day? Not that it really matters. It’s the post I’ve got for today so you’ll just have to make do. I’m very sleepy and very hungry. I would really appreciate it if one of you really hot guys would feed me and then let me use you as a body pillow for a nap.

A while back someone asked about watching me rub my belly & I just shrugged it off. But today felt like a touch-filled tummy, tiddy, todger tugging Tuesday. Normally I hate when people do videos like this w/out dirty talk, but I’m still at my folks & don’t wanna explain online JO vids to my mom 🤷‍♂️

I tried to take a picture of my cock resting on the counter by the bathroom sink but I’m too short so it all got smushed up so it just looks like the head of my dick in front of some hair. i suppose it has its own artistic merit, but it’s not exactly what i was going for.

I brushed my teeth.

paying my tithe to the Friday cock overlords. I am ready to receive my bounty now.

Tuesday: tummy, tiddies, tighty whities, and proof of life.

Today is National Dessert Day so I’m serving cake to anyone who wants a piece. First served, first cum or what that saying is. If you want some, tell me how you want it served in the comments. I like hearing how you’d enjoy your dessert.

Who’s got the best FCF post? I don’t wanna scroll for days trying to find it so send me your favorites. Help me out guys. Please?

Finally a scam text that gets me. because I mean yeah Id be down for some of this action. I blacked out the number just in case this is actually one of you guys trying to get in my pants

I’m debating whether or not I should take new butt pics for humpday or not. Could be fun, but seems like a lot of work. Might just do a selfie later or a dick pic. something i can do sitting down. Unless you wanna come over and be my photographer. In that case I’ll pose however

Y’all know I can’t resist hot juicy beefy meat. So here’s some ribs I smoked. Who wants a taste?

Tummy and Tighty Whities and Tiddys. Oh my!! It’s only fuckin Tuesday 😒

consider this my therapeutic scream into the void for the day

sooo any of my mutuals wanna help me out and be a clown for Halloween? or whenever works

Jonah Wheeler@showoffjonah.com · 4w ago

be the leather clown fuckboy you want to see in the folsom

you heard the ghost (also support queer artists!!)

Jason Lloyd Art@jasonlloydart.bsky.social · last mo.

Spooky season has started… jasonlloydart.dashery.com

I have a real love/hate thing going on with FCF here. I mean, I absolutely love it because all you beautiful men proudly present all of your wonderful gorgeous cocks. But I really hate it because I can’t touch or play with any of them. 😩😩

Ok for real guys, ngl the outstanding quality of ass on display in these Joctober posts today have me seriously reconsidering the topping to bottoming ratio in my life. I mean, have you seen the amount of Grade A Prime ass being presented today? 🥵🤤🥵🤤

All y’all goin on about Locktober this and Jocktober that. Where the dudes that are doin Cocktober?? That’s the ones I wanna see

My weekly offering to the hump day gods. Not exactly sure what they’re supposed to do with it. Or why I’m supposed to make it. It’s just what we do. It’s really too bad. because my ass looks great and nobody is around to experience and enjoy it in all its luscious splendor.

Tuesday. I’m still being a slut on the internet. thinking thoughts about things. I’d invite you over but we both know you’re not gonna come over and I have to get up and do stuff anyway. anyway, y’all have a great day. i gotta go take some ass pics for tomorrow or something

I’m sure one of y’all has a redneck daddy fantasy that this will play into. Which one of y’all is it? Huh? Go on now, fess up.

I can’t remember the last time I drove this much. I could really use a copilot to keep me company and entertain me. I’ll just have to settle for checking the apps every time i pass a new city to see if there’s anyone not worth making a detour for. (spoiler alert. there’s not). okay. back on the road

Well folks. looks like hats are going to be “in” for fall of 2026.

What is happening here? 2 FCF pictures in one post? and precum?!?! OMG this is just crazy! I must’ve hit my head. Or got really worked up last night chatting with some hot guys and looking at naked people on the internet. So not all that unusual. just another day really. How anticlimactic