✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆

@rosphix.bsky.social

Feet on the ground, head in the sky. I got plenty of time. Long Tail Stoat. Skunk. Hispanic. Avatar by https://bsky.app/profile/albertobalsalm.bsky.social TG channel: https://t.me/+JMSs6P6u5Tw3ODUz

Alright I know how I'm gonna become rich check it out I'm gonna get a crew together in Las Vegas And then bring them to Pittsburgh And start like a real, legit, southwest style Mexican landscaping company here. Holy shit this place needs one bad

I hate when people post stuff like "I haven't been online because I'm out HAVING A LIFE and TOUCHING GRASS unlike all you fucking losers" because you can usually tell it's not true So, saying this without attitude: The Pittsburgh rest is going well. So I haven't been as around. Life is good.

I don't know how to say this But I went to a musky bookstore yesterday. Not like "Oh this place smelled musty and old-" No it smelled musty like a person. It wasn't dirty or anything. No one in there really I walked in with keto and sniffed and went "this place smells kinda good wtf"

"Quick Change" -- "Listen Rookie, I appreciate ya goin' out and grabbin' me something in my size to wear while we're stuck here, but please be honest with me about me one thing. Is my ass still dynamite in this? Good, I figured. Let's do this."